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Are You Competent... or Incompetent?! Phrases Quiz

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Last updated: April 3, 2020
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First submittedApril 3, 2020
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Average score57.1%
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You couldn't run a whelk stall. (Illustrated above).
You couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.
You couldn't organise a bun fight in a bakery.
You couldn't fight your way out of paper bag.
You couldn't find your arse with both hands.
You couldn't pour water out of a boot that had directions on the heel.
You don't know your arse from your elbow.
Dutch variant: You couldn't push a frog from a riverbank. (Think: amphibious creature).
Australian variant: You couldn't raffle a chook in a pub. (Chook=chicken as meat. Tickets and chance are involved)
NZ variant: You couldn't sell a statue to a pigeon. (They like to sit one one of these carved objects).
Musical variant: You couldn't carry a note or tune in a bucket. (word has four letters)
You couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
Are you as much use as a chocolate teapot?
US variant: You couldn't organise a two car funeral. (Only one car is a hearse).
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