Movie
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Character
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Year
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Quote
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Sonic The Hedgehog
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Dr. Robotnik
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2020
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"I was not expecting that!... But I was expecting to not expect something, so it doesn't count."
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Mr. Popper's Penguins
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Mr. Popper
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2011
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"Hello! I have to send the penguins back."
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Yes Man
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Carl Allen
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2008
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"Why don't you take a late night stroll through the hills and get killed by the Manson family? Don't mind if I do!"
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Horton Hears A Who!
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Horton (voice)
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2008
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"I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one hundred percent."
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The Number 23
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Walter Sparrow / Fingerling
|
2007
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"There's no such thing as destiny. There are only different choices. Some choices are easy, some aren't. Those are the really important ones, the ones that define us as people."
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Fun With Dick And Jane
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Dick Harper
|
2005
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"I've been terminated, bankrupted, deported and blackmailed because of you, and I'm not leaving here without your money."
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
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Joel Barish
|
2004
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"Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?"
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Bruce Almighty
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Bruce Nolan
|
2003
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"Smite me, oh mighty Smiter!"
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Me, Myself & Irene
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Charlie / Hank
|
2000
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"Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage."
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Man On The Moon
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Andy Kaufman
|
1999
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"I hate sitcoms, George. They're just... stupid jokes... and canned laughter! And you don't know why it's there, but it's there. And... and that's DEAD people laughing! Did you know that? Those people are dead!"
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The Truman Show
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Truman Burbank
|
1998
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"Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"
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Liar Liar
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Fletcher Reede
|
1997
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"The color of the pen that I hold in my hand is rrrrr-rrroyal blue!"
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Dumb And Dumber
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Lloyd Christmas
|
1994
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"I'll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day!"
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The Mask
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Stanley Ipkiss / The Mask
|
1994
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"Look, Ma! I'm road kill! Ha, ha, ha!"
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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Ace Ventura
|
1994
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"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer."
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