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The Room - I did not hit her - transcript

Can you remember the entire first half of the iconic "I did not hit her" scene from the best movie ever created, The Room, word for word?
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Johnny
I
 
did
 
not
 
hit
 
her,
 
it's
 
not
 
true!
 
It's
 
bulls**t!
 
I
 
did
 
not
 
hit
 
her.
 
I
 
did
 
not.
 
Oh
 
hi,
 
Mark!
Mark
Oh
 
hey,
 
Johnny.
 
What's
 
up?
Johnny
I
 
have
 
a
 
problem
 
with
 
Lisa.
 
She
 
says
 
that
 
I
 
hit
 
her.
Mark
What?
 
Well,
 
did
 
you?
Johnny
No,
 
it's
 
not
 
true!
 
Don't
 
even
 
ask!
 
What's
 
new
 
with
 
you?
Mark
Well
 
I'm
 
just
 
sitting
 
up
 
here
 
thinking,
 
you
 
know?
 
I
 
got
 
a
 
question
 
for
 
you.
Johnny
Yeah.
Mark
You
 
think
 
girls
 
like
 
to
 
cheat
 
like
 
guys
 
do?
Johnny
What
 
makes
 
you
 
say
Speaker
Answer
 
that?
Mark
I
 
dunno.
 
I
 
dunno.
 
I'm
 
just,
 
I'm
 
just
 
thinking.
Johnny
I
 
don't
 
have
 
to
 
worry
 
about
 
that
 
because
 
Lisa
 
is
 
loyal
 
to
 
me.
Mark
Yeah
 
man,
 
you
 
never
 
know.
 
People
 
are
 
very
 
strange
 
these
 
days.
 
I
 
used
 
to
 
know
 
a
 
girl,
 
she
 
had
 
a
 
dozen
 
guys.
 
One
 
of
 
them
 
found
 
out
 
about
 
it,
 
beat
 
her
 
up
 
so
 
bad
 
she
 
ended
 
up
 
in
 
a
 
hospital
 
on
 
Guerrero
 
street.
Johnny
A-ha-ha-ha!
 
What
 
a
 
story,
 
Mark!
Mark
Yeah,
 
you
 
can
 
say
 
that
 
again.
Johnny
I'm
 
so
 
happy
 
I
 
have
Speaker
Answer
 
you
 
as
 
my
 
best
 
friend,
 
and
 
I
 
love
 
Lisa
 
so
 
much.
Mark
Yeah,
 
man.
 
Yeah,
 
you
 
are
 
very
 
lucky.
Johnny
Well
 
maybe
 
you
 
should
 
have
 
a
 
girl,
 
Mark.
Mark
Yeah.
 
Yeah,
 
maybe
 
you're
 
right.
 
Maybe
 
I
 
have
 
one
 
already.
 
I
 
don't
 
know
 
yet.
Johnny
Well,
 
what
 
happened?
 
Remember
 
Betty?
 
That's
 
her
 
name?
Mark
Betty?
Johnny
Yeah.
Mark
Yeah,
 
we
 
don't
 
see
 
each
 
other
 
anymore.
 
You
 
know,
 
she
 
wasn't
 
any
 
good
 
in
 
bed.
 
She
 
was
 
beautiful,
 
but
 
we
 
had
 
too
 
many
 
arguments.
Johnny
That's
 
too
 
bad.
 
My
 
Lisa
 
is
 
great
 
when
Speaker
Answer
 
I
 
can
 
get
 
it.
Mark
Oh
 
man,
 
I
 
just
 
can't
 
figure
 
women
 
out.
 
Sometimes
 
they're
 
just
 
too
 
smart,
 
sometimes
 
they're
 
just
 
flat-out
 
stupid,
 
other
 
times
 
they're
 
just
 
evil.
Johnny
It
 
seems
 
to
 
me
 
like
 
you're
 
the
 
expert,
 
Mark!
Mark
No,
 
definitely
 
not
 
an
 
expert,
 
Johnny.
Johnny
What's
 
bothering
 
you,
 
Mark?
Mark
Nothing,
 
man.
Johnny
Do
 
you,
 
do
 
you
 
have
 
some
 
secrets?
 
Why
 
don't
 
you
 
tell
 
me?
Mark
Forget
 
it!
 
Forget
 
it,
 
dude!
Johnny
Is
 
there
 
some
 
secret,
 
tell
 
me!
Mark
No,
 
forget
 
it,
 
I'll
 
talk
 
to
 
you
 
later.
Johnny
Well,
 
whatever.
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