Badly Described Jobs

These people drive down streets in a white van slipping confidential notes into a box on a pole

A covert operation where men in red spark a flame, then proceed to blare loud sirens so they can further disrupt the community.

Cruel people all around the world are charged with this task of keeping children in line, while teaching them nonsense about their opposing political party.

These delusional people believe strange stuff, like dragons, magic, and other whatnot, then write it down so other people will believe it as well.

In search for other material, these genetically modified mutants fly off of their home planet onto a giant ball of cheese (as well as other large spheres),

These figures from popular horror franchises have been brought to life to travel around the world scaring children with there face makeup and red noses.

Secretly charged with ensuring that donuts always go out of stock, these blue people drive around in loud cars giving speeding tickets.

These people, constantly arguing with each other, are never ever right, and are the fault of all the worlds problems. At least the ones that you are opposed to.

These people, secretly notorious gangsters, exist to oppose the law and get people who pay them out of trouble.

These people are very physically able, and are talented in falling over and feigning injury when nobody is near them.

Obnoxiously obsessed with making sure everything is quiet. Owns a ton of books and are normally old ladies.

Normally people who are your accomplices in crime, they go around in a large green truck confiscating the corpses you throw into your dumpsters.

These people travel around with a large sucker-javelin, and stop the fish from swimming up your drains.

Men that evolved from birds. You can rent their houses and have them fly you around in them.

In charge of coming up with crazy theories and arguing with other crazy theories. Dresses in a scary lab coat and concocts mysterious potions.