Abusive fast typing quiz

Type the following phrases as fast as possible without having your feelings hurt.
Quiz by namedatfruit
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Last updated: March 26, 2015
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First submittedMarch 26, 2015
Times taken410
Average score45.5%
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There's no way that this can actually be done
There's no way that this can actually be done
Seriously, you should just give up now and stop procrastinating
Seriously, you should just give up now and stop procrastinating
Get back to work before your boss sees you wasting time
Get back to work before your boss sees you wasting time
You're worthless, even your boss thinks so
You're worthless, even your boss thinks so
This must be the reason why you're adopted and noone loves you
This must be the reason why you're adopted and noone loves you
Soon you'll be out of time, AND out of friends
Soon you'll be out of time, AND out of friends
Your time is running out even faster than your hairline is receding
Your time is running out even faster than your hairline is receding
Wow, you're still going. Your life must be even worse than I'd thought
Wow, you're still going. Your life must be even worse than I'd thought
Alright, if you can type this one then you win
Alright, if you can type this one then you win
Nope, just kidding sucker. You're going to lose at this quiz just like you've lost your self respect
Nope, just kidding sucker. You're going to lose at this quiz just like you've lost your self respect
The end
The end
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Level 33
Aug 23, 2015
This is hard how could anyone finish this?
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Level 49
Jan 5, 2019
Finished with 2 seconds left lol.