Actor
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Rapper
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Line
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NicePeter
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John Lennon
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I'm a legend! I can see through all your tricks
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EpicLLOYD
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Bill O'Reilly
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Well, you're about to get sunk by a right-wing political machine
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EpicLLOYD
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Adolf Hitler
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I'll turn all your friends against you; just my speeches breed haters!
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NicePeter
|
Darth Vader
|
You can't rhyme against the Dark Side of the Force. Why even bother?
|
NicePeter
|
Abraham Lincoln
|
Four score and sixty-five years in the past
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EpicLLOYD
|
Chuck Norris
|
I don't go swimming; water just wants to be around me!
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Lisa Nova
|
Sarah Palin
|
Your music doesn't scare me. I'm a mother of five!
|
NicePeter
|
Lady Gaga
|
Just trust me: Your fifteen minutes of fame came and went.
|
Timothy Delaghetto
|
Kimg Jong-il
|
You want beef? Eat this Korean barbecue!
|
NicePeter
|
Hulk Hogan
|
Come on, dude! All the little Hulksters know
|
EpicLLOYD
|
'Macho Man' Randy Savage
|
On behalf of the entire World Wrestling Federation!
|
Alex Farnham
|
Justin Bieber
|
I've got a concert in five, so there's not much time left.
|
NicePeter
|
Ludwig van Beethoven
|
There's a crowd of millions waiting to hear my symphonies!
|
Zach Sherwin
|
Albert Einstein
|
When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown,
|
NicePeter
|
Stephen Hawking
|
I'll be stretching out the rhyme, like gravity stretches time
|
NicePeter
|
Easter Bunny
|
How you gonna battle? I invented hip hopping!
|
EpicLLOYD
|
Genghis Khan
|
From Poland to Korea, I ravaged the land!
|
NicePeter
|
Napoleon Dynamite
|
I got skills. I'll put you in a half Horatio Nelson!
|
EpicLLOYD
|
Napoleon Bonaparte
|
After this, your buddy Pedro will be voting for me!
|
EpicLLOYD
|
Benjamin Franklin
|
'Cause I'm mint; I'm money! I'm an educated gentleman,
|
Colin J. Sweeney
|
Billy Mays
|
I'm lord of the pitch and leader in home sales!
|
NicePeter
|
'The Shamwow Guy' Vince Offer
|
You following me, camera guy? 'Cause it's about to get furious!
|
EpicLLOYD
|
Gandalf
|
You shall not pass!
|
NicePeter
|
Albus Dumbledore
|
The prophecy forgot to mention this day,
|
George Watsky
|
William Shakespeare
|
Come bite my thumb! I hope you know the stakes!
|
NicePeter
|
The Cat in the Hat
|
I got a best-selling book about me coming back!
|
EpicLLOYD
|
Thing 1
|
All does not end well when we bust out our cage!
|
Thing 2
|
DeStorm
|
Mr T
|
I pity the fool who tries to step to Clubber Lang!
|
NicePeter
|
Mr Rogers
|
Hi there, neighbor.
|
NicePeter
|
Christopher Columbus
|
Arrivederci, I'mma leave before this battle begins…
|
EpiLLOYD
|
Captain James T. Kirk
|
Representing Riverside, Iowa, planet…Earth.
|
as himself
|
EpicLLOYD
|
I'll beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe!
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as himself
|
NicePeter
|
Look at you, or let me just tell you what I see:
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As for Dr. Seuss, I wanted to specifically make a quiz about ERB rappers. Hence why I made the rule of having two lines. I want this quiz to be consistent with my similar quizzes of other ERB seasons and if I allowed Dr. Seuss then I'd technically have to allow every character who has appeared.