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Kermit,
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let's
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begin
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Describe
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the
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day
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you
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played
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Berlin
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We
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rehearsed
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and
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then
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we
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walked
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about
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We
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ate
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bratwurst
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and
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sauerkraut
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That
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night
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at
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ten
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o'
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three
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Were
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you
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inside
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the
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portrait
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gallery?
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From
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ten
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o'clock
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to
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ten
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o'
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four
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Was
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when
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we
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did
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the
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show
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encore
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Frog
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we've
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got
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our
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doubts
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Can
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you
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confirm
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your
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whereabouts?
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My
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alibi
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is
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watertight
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The
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audience
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saw
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me
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sing
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all
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night
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Monsieur
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we
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know
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you
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did
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the
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crime
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I
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was
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on
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stage
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that
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whole
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time
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Ask
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who
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sang
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Rainbow
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Connection
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Thank
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Lyrics
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you
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Kermit,
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no
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more
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questions
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Hello,
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I
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think
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it's
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time
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for
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good
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cop,
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romantic
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cop
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Miss
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Piggy,
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you
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could
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end
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up
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locked
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inside
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Now's
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your
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chance
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to
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save
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your
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hide
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Gentlemen,
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I
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did
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not
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know
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It's
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a
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crime
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to
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steal
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the
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show
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Tell
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us
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how
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the
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art
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was
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taken
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If
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you
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want
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to
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save
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your
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bacon
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I
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haven't
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seen
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your
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missing
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art
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All
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I've
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stolen
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is
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audience
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hearts
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We
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can
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give
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you
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a
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plea
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deal
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All
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you
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have
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to
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do
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is
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squeal
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I'm
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not
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a
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thief,
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I
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don't
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know
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how
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All
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I've
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ever
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taken
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is
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a
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bow
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We'll
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catch
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the
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swine
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that
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did
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this
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job
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Give
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up
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the
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pig
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puns,
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creep
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Go
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jump
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in
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a
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lake,
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that's
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my
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suggestion
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Thank
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you
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Piggy,
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no
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more
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questions
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I
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think
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she
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likes
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me
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I
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don't
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think
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your
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puns
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are
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helping
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the
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investigation
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You
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know,
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I
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think
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they
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did
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it
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No
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they
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didn't
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Yes
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they
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did,
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and
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we
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can
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pin
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it
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If
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they
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did,
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how
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did
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they
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do
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it?
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If
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they
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didn't,
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how
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did
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they
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didn't?
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If
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they
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didn't
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then
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Lyrics
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it's
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easy,
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cause
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they
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simply
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didn't
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do
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it
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If
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they
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did
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it,
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then
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I
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knew
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it,
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but
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we've
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nothing
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that
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can
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prove
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it...
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Bring
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in
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the
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purple
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guy
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with
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the
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shnozz
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Do
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you
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remember
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what
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you
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did
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On
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the
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night
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you
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played
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Madrid?
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I
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was
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hit
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by
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a
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raging
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bull
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And
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rushed
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off
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stage
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to
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the
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hospital
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Gonzo,
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what
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do
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you
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know
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About
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the
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sculpture
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theft
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at
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Madrid's
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Prado?
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I
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never
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saw
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the
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stolen
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busts
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I
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spent
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the
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night
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in
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bed
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concussed
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The
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truth
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Gonzo,
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the
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clock
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Lyrics
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is
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tickin'
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If
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you
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don't
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believe
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me,
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ask
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the
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chicken
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Camilla
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was
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there,
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she'll
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co-operate
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Madam,
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are
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you
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willing
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to
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corroborate?
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(Clucking)
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Will
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somebody
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get
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this
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chicken
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out
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of
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here?
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Calm
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down
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Camilla,
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it's
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a
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routine
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inspection
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Thank
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you
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Gonzo,
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no
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more
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questions
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Let's
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go
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from
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the
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start
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What
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do
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you
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know
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about
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the
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stolen
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art?
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I
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didn't
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know
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there
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was
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a
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plan
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Your
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accusation
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is
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far
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out
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man
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The
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chances
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of
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us
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committing
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a
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crime
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Are
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less
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than
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point
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zero
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zero
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nine
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(Swedish)
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To
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help
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with
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our
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investigation
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Can
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you
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do
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a
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full
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translation?
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What
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the
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chef
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just
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said
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to
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you
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Was
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(Swedish)
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It's
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not
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Swedish
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(Yelling)
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I
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can
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do
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an
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Elvis
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impression?
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Thank
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you
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Muppets,
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no
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more
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questions!
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They
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didn't
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No,
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they
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didn't
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There's
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no
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way
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they
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did
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the
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crime
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They
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couldn't,
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they're
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too
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stupid
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They're
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not
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criminal
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masterminds
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We
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do
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not
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know
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who
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did
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it,
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but
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we
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know
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who
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didn't
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do
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it
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So
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we
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know
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who
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didn't
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do
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it
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yes
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we
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know
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who
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didn't
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do
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it
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They're
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incapable
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of
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being
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culpable!
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