History by Letter 'A' (Multiple Choice)

Arminius! After all the Romans did for him! Gave him full Roman citizenship. Taught him everything there was to know about modern warfare at the time. What did the ingrate do? He bit the hand that fed him.

Montgomery was a dilettante who did not make his move at El Alamein in late 1942 until his forces were vastly superior in tanks and men to a battle-weary Rommel's. Patton was a blowhard from a wealthy family playing soldier. The animosity and rivalry between these two clowns cost British and American soldiers' lives unnecessarily.

Alessandro Volta did not invent electricity but he was a live wire in the field. Benjamin Franklin invented electricity. Alfred Nobel? That blighter was a dynamiter. Alexander Graham Bell? He just wanted to 'phone home. Alfred the Great? Who's he?

Anchises was Aeneas' father. Ascanius was Aeneas' son. At the end of the day, they were all anuses.

Marcus Antonius' main squeeze dabbled in herpetology. In the end though, she found the study to be a real pain in the asp.

T.E. Lawrence got all dressed up in his finest, white robes and mounted a white Arabian, to lead his followers into Damascus to liberate it from the Ottomans. He was quite miffed when he found the place had already been freed by Australian troops. They say that old Larry was quite partial to mounting Arabians.