100 red balloons
Acapulco Tel Aviv or maybe Japan
AHHHHHHHHHHhh
Am I holding for applause
Am I the same
And filled our hands with glue
At 7/11 is where you would find me
But it's just quiet
Can no one stop me
Cause soon we will be giants too
Coke and rum
Come on, Dad, get out of bed
Do you like me too
Don't give a damn if I'm bleeding out
Finally I'm right where I should be
Hope she holds on to what I told her
I bought me some new socks
I can't have sex so we both get quiet
I don't hate it, no
I got the best seat back
I guess that's what this is
I kinda wish I was still a virgin
I love you, I do
I may forget your name
I skipped prom
I'd rather be in Vegas
I'll be a goddamn hero
I'm all 17 at 35
I'm better off a stick
I'm scared of clowns
I'm stuck in these pants
I've been counting sheep but the sheep all die
I've been out walking by the shore
I've been working my ass off
If I was cocaine
If you're fucking racist, then don't come to my show
In heaven, everything is fine
It's getting hard, so very hard
It's the loneliest life that we live
Lucky me
Make love to the rumours instead
Metronome
Mom and Dad I'm sorry
My Christmas card looks like a mugshot
My friends got all new friends
MY MY MY MY MY MY MY MY MY MY
My oh my oh my oh my
No one should know
No thank you
Now I go by Met
Now I'm here writing this dumb song
Now there's coke on a nose of a bro I don't know
Now they want something bigger, I'm overwhelmed
OH MY GOD WHAT'S GOING ON
People person in a room of people-people
Really really really really hard
Stick a needle in my eye
Tambourines and skinny jeans
Teach you how to curse
The Click in my ear
Ukulele DJ's
Wake up Mr. West
Watching clouds overhead
Way up to the skies
We don't stay for long
We smile at party time
Well what if I just don't care
Will the moon still be white
Would you like me
You gotta get better you're all that I've got
YOU SHOULD NOTTTTT HAVE DONE THAT
You sticky pickle
You'll make it rather snappy won't ya
You're not stupid you're just special
You're out in the daylight
Your tongue fell out