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1.
How many people have you dated?
If you have dated 6 or more people, chances are your former partners can't stand you.
2.
What species do you date the most?
Dogs are by far the best partner.
3.
How was your first child born?
Between me and my partner
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Between me and some random person
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Between me and my spouse
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If you adopt, then you clearly know to never have biological children because they are so obnoxious.
4.
Test your children's DNA. What percentage zombie are they?
About 10% zombie is good, you want to raise children who will date people for their brains, not their looks.
5.
If someone follows your partner on Instagram, what do you do?
Glare meaningfully at them
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Everyone knows silence is the best strategy. Be defensive of your relationship without cheating, yelling, or using lethal force.