Quote
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Name
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"My mom's Puerto Rican. That's why I'm so lively and colorful"
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April
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"Thank God, my grandfather just died, so I am a-flush with cash"
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Jean-Ralphio
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"Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants. New band name. I call it"
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Andy
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"I got seven letters in my file. Pretty much every guy in city planning has a bunch of letters"
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Mark
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"If we had a boy, I don't know, I'd name him something funny, like "Dick" or "O.J."
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The Douche
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"I want to be a Spanish man named Terrence, but that didn't happen"
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Craig
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"Leslie, you can't vote for yourself, I don't think. I'm pretty sure that's illegal"
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Bobby
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"I'm a middle school vice-principal. I deal with hormonal psychopaths all the time"
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Diane
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"I'm going to drop my liquids in here, take my solids down the hall. Deal?"
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Jeremy
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"I also don't like what you're saying. So if you say no, I will start a fire in the bathroom"
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Mona-Lisa
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"Oh, God. This is so high school. Just rent a limo, ask her to the prom. I'm sure she'll say yes"
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Ann
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"Those were distraction waffles? I thought they were friendship waffles"
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Leslie
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"The story of this story is that it won't stop developing"
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Perd
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"I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had"
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Ron
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"Scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human"
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Chris
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"You could either be a Cleopatra or you could be an Eleanor Roosevelt. I'd rather be Cleopatra"
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Tammy
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"Not loving '90s R&B music is number three on the "oh-no-nos" list"
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Tom
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"Ginuwine's my cousin"
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Donna
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"Okay, great. Thank you. Well, uh... Calc-you-later"
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Ben
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"This trip, it is the one time of year I get to pee standing up"
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Jerry
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