Big Mouth Who Said It?

"If everyone ate just a little more pussy the world would be a better place, baby"

"I got it at Topman yet it screams bottom"

"I 100% fuck my pillow. First, I make a slit. Not too long, careful as to not rip the edges, making what I call ‘the husband stitch’. Then, I take two Ziploc bags and I fill them with Amy’s Organic Lentil Soup, which I microwave to exactly 98.6 degrees is not enough to burn you, but just enough to feel warm and inviting. Then I place them in the slit of the pillow. There’s another slit in the back, but that’s only for my birthday."

"No! Oh, fuck a duck. I’m gonna go, well, I’m gonna go fuck a duck"

"You guys realise DNA is a hoax created by gay scientists, right?"

"Well, if you're a pussy and you're a gaping asshole, must be the world's luckiest taint"

"Being a woman is misery"

"They're saying I'm a serial killer but I'm just a chronic masturbator"

"Love dies, let's bury the body together"

"gender is like pasta"

"I love how much you inspire me to jack off"

"Sit on his face and use that hair as a seatbelt"

"Tick-tock it's dick punch o'clock and I don't like to be late"

"Ugh, my brain is a tuna melt"

I may have bitten off more than I can fuck, or is it I may have fucked off more than I can chew?"

"Quick, stuff your bra with bacon. Boys love bacon"

"I'm a gaping asshole, respect my truth"

"I'm what's known in the medical community as a man baby"

"If I was gonna fuck a turkey I would warm it up like a goddamn gentleman"

"RAGE RAGE FUCKING RAGE"

"Show her you like her, kick her in the shins"

"I like it when things are as bad for you as they are for me"

"I will bash your brain into a smoothie and drink your thoughts"

"When you were a baby she made you personalised titty cocktails"

"Reality is only a construct"

"All I wanted was a blow job at a high school party, is that such a crime"