Who it's sung by
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Lyric
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Peter
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Jessica Biel and Megan Fox
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Peter
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Wearing nothing but their socks
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Peter
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Is all I really want for Christmas this year
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Brian
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Well, that's just not practical
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Lois
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Spending a week in Mexico
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Lois
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With some black guys and some blow
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Lois
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Is all I really want for Christmas this year
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Peter
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Aw, that sounds terrific. How about you, kids?
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Chris
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I would like a pair of skates
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Chris
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Then I'd go out skating
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Chris
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But I really don't know how to skate
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Chris
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Ha ha!
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Meg
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I want a Lexus all in pink
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Meg
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And a dad who doesn't drink
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Peter
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Oh and that reminds me
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Peter
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Twelve kegs of beer!
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Whole cast
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All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is
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Whole cast
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All I really want this year!
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Brian
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Santa's got his work cut out for him
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Peter
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Oh we ain't even gotten started yet
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Lois
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I want to tour the Spanish coast
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Peter
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Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost
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Peter/Lois
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Is all I really want for Christmas this year
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Lois
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Wait what?
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Peter
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Forget it, keep going
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Chris
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Jennifer Garner in my bed
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Meg
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Softer voices in my head
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Chris/Meg
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Is all I really want for Christmas this year
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Stewie
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Yellow cake uranium, never mind the reason
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Stewie
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Also chutes and ladders and a ball
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Brian
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Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?
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Peter
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Poo on you it's not enough
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Stewie
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Buddy boy I got your Christmas, right here
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Whole cast
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All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is
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Whole cast
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All I really want this year
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Brian
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I'm just saying, it seems a bit excessive
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Lois
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Oh get off your soapbox, Brian, it's Christmas
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Peter
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And Christmas is about getting
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Peter
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Everyone in town knows that
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Quagmire
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Japanese girls with no restraint
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Quagmire
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Just to choke me 'till I faint
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Quagmire
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Is all I really want for Christmas this year
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Quagmire
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Oh giggity!
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Bonnie
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Platinum plated silverware
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Joe
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Just one day when kids don't stare
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Bonnie/Joe
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Is all I really want for Christmas this year
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Mort
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If you put a Christmas tree, in the public airport
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Mort
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I will go to court and sue your ass
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Mort
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Happy holidays!
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Adam West
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Wouldn't I love a tinker toy?
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Herbert
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And a little drummer boy
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Herbert
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He can even tap his drum on my rear
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Mort/Adam West/Herbert
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All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is
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Mort/Adam West/Herbert
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All I really want this year
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Tom Tucker
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I want a golden mustache comb
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Angela
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And some spermicidal foam
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Tom Tucker/Angela
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That's all I really want for Christmas this year
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Carter
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I want a brand new pitching wedge
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Consuela
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I would like more lemon Pledge
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Carter/Consuela
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That's all I really want for Christmas this year
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Bruce
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I just want a wedding ring
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Bruce
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From someone named Jeffrey
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Jillian
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I just want some colored Easter eggs
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Carl
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I want a Blu-ray of The Wiz
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Tomik
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We don't know what Christmas is
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Bellgarde
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We have something else called Kishgev Fufleer
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Whole cast
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All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is
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Whole cast
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All I really want this year
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