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Family Guy Song Lyrics Quiz 3: Mr. Booze

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Last updated: December 23, 2023
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Who sung this lyric?
Lyric
Peter
Mr. Booze
Peter/Audience
Mr. Booze
Audience
Mr. Booze
Peter
Mr. B double O Z E
Brian/Bruce
That sure spells booze
Peter
You will wind up wearing tattered shoes
Peter
If you mess with Mr. Booze
Audience
Don't mess with Mr. Booze
Peter
Oh Mr. Booze
Audience
Don't mess with Mr. Booze
Peter
Don't mess with B double O Z E
Peter
If you've been so stiff they thought you died
Peter
You'll feel better once you've testified
Whole cast
Testified
Bruce
Oh yeah!
Whole cast
Testified
Bruce
I want to testify! I want to testify!
Peter
Well then cleanse yourself, my son! Cleanse yourself!
Bruce
One time, I took a library book out and I fells asleep reading it
Bruce
I forgot about it for three and a half years
Bruce
I was gonna take it back on Amnesty Day
Bruce
But on Amnesty Day, I had a sip of Rosé wine and I never made it of the house
Peter
Who's to blame?
Audience
Who's to blame?
Peter
What's his name?
Peter/Audience
We know his name, his name is
Peter/Audience
Mr. Booze, Mr. Booze
Peter/Audience
Mr. B double O Z E
Peter/Audience
Don't ever choose
Peter/Audience
Any game you play with him you'll lose so don't mess with Mr. Booze
Peter
If you're head feels like it's two miles wide
Audience
Two miles wide!
Peter
You'll feel better once you've testified
Audience
Testified
Brian
OH YEAH!
Audience
Testified
Carl
I wanna testify! I wanna testify!
Peter
Well come forward, dear brother, and testify
Carl
I used to be a soda-pop guy
Carl
Then I switched to the bottle
Carl
Now I never leave my couch and I've seen every movie ever
Carl
You name a movie, I've seen it
Random audience member
Meet Dave!
Carl
Seen it
Random audience member
The Eiger Sanction!
Carl
Seen it
Random audience member
Donovan's Reef!
Carl
Seen it
Random audience member
License to Drive!
Carl
Definitely seen it
Peter/Brian/Bruce
That's a shame
Audience
What a shame
Who sung this lyric?
Lyric
Peter/Brian/Bruce
Who's to blame
Audience
For Corey Haim, his name is
Peter/Audience
Mr. Booze
Peter/Audience
Mr. Booze
Peter/Audience
Mr. B double O Z E
Peter/Audience
You must refuse
Peter/Audience
You'll make the obituary news if you mess with Mr. Booze
Audience
If you've been so stiff they thought you died
Audience
You'll feel better once you've testified
Audience
Testified
Audience
Testified
Tom Tucker
This man wants to testify!
Peter
Very well, my brother, let us lead him on the path of righteousness
Tom Tucker
This poor gentleman used to speak in long, eloquent sentences
Tom Tucker
But after years of drinking, he can only speak in short, choppy utterances
Tom Tucker
Why at one point if you asked him who his favorite musicians were, he'd say
Tom Tucker
Leonard Bernstein, Johann Sebastian Bach, and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Tom Tucker
But thanks to that old devil hooch, it's all changed
Tom Tucker
Who's your favorite musician, Ollie
Ollie Williams
CHER
Tom Tucker
He doesn't even like Cher
Brian
Now alcohol can make a big man small
Brian
And lead to a life of crime
Audience
YEAH
Bruce
Demon rum makes a gent a bum and you cash in before you die
Audience
YEAH
Dr. Hartman
Bootleg gin puts you in a spin till you don't even know your name
Audience
YEAH
Peter
You're a basket case, flat on your face, and there's only one guy to blame
Peter/Audience
Mr. Booze
Peter/Audience
Mr. Booze
Peter/Audience
Mr. B double O Z E
Peter/Audience
You must refuse
Peter
You will wind up wearing tattered shoes
Peter
If you mess with Mr. Booze
Peter/Audience
Don't mess with Mr. Booze
Peter
Oh Mr. Booze
Audience
Don't mess with Mr. Booze
Peter
Oh Mr. Booze
Audience
Don't mess with Mr. Booze
Brian
Don't mess with B double O Z E
Brian
Cause that spells booze
Brian
And you're gonna lose with Mr. Booze
Audience
Oh yeah
Brian
Don't mess around with Mr. Booze
Audience
Don't mess with Mr. Booze
Bruce
That's what he said now
Audience
Don't mess with Mr. Booze
Peter
Oh Mr. Booze
Audience
Don't mess with Mr. Booze
Peter
Oh Mr. Booze
Audience
Don't mess with Mr. Booze
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