Who sung this lyric?
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Lyric
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Peter
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Mr. Booze
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Peter/Audience
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Mr. Booze
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Audience
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Mr. Booze
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Peter
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Mr. B double O Z E
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Brian/Bruce
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That sure spells booze
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Peter
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You will wind up wearing tattered shoes
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Peter
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If you mess with Mr. Booze
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Audience
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Don't mess with Mr. Booze
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Peter
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Oh Mr. Booze
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Audience
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Don't mess with Mr. Booze
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Peter
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Don't mess with B double O Z E
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Peter
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If you've been so stiff they thought you died
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Peter
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You'll feel better once you've testified
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Whole cast
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Testified
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Bruce
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Oh yeah!
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Whole cast
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Testified
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Bruce
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I want to testify! I want to testify!
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Peter
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Well then cleanse yourself, my son! Cleanse yourself!
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Bruce
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One time, I took a library book out and I fells asleep reading it
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Bruce
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I forgot about it for three and a half years
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Bruce
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I was gonna take it back on Amnesty Day
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Bruce
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But on Amnesty Day, I had a sip of Rosé wine and I never made it of the house
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Peter
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Who's to blame?
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Audience
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Who's to blame?
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Peter
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What's his name?
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Peter/Audience
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We know his name, his name is
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Peter/Audience
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Mr. Booze, Mr. Booze
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Peter/Audience
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Mr. B double O Z E
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Peter/Audience
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Don't ever choose
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Peter/Audience
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Any game you play with him you'll lose so don't mess with Mr. Booze
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Peter
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If you're head feels like it's two miles wide
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Audience
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Two miles wide!
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Peter
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You'll feel better once you've testified
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Audience
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Testified
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Brian
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OH YEAH!
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Audience
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Testified
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Carl
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I wanna testify! I wanna testify!
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Peter
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Well come forward, dear brother, and testify
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Carl
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I used to be a soda-pop guy
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Carl
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Then I switched to the bottle
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Carl
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Now I never leave my couch and I've seen every movie ever
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Carl
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You name a movie, I've seen it
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Random audience member
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Meet Dave!
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Carl
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Seen it
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Random audience member
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The Eiger Sanction!
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Carl
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Seen it
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Random audience member
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Donovan's Reef!
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Carl
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Seen it
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Random audience member
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License to Drive!
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Carl
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Definitely seen it
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Peter/Brian/Bruce
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That's a shame
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Audience
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What a shame
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Peter/Brian/Bruce
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Who's to blame
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Audience
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For Corey Haim, his name is
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Peter/Audience
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Mr. Booze
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Peter/Audience
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Mr. Booze
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Peter/Audience
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Mr. B double O Z E
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Peter/Audience
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You must refuse
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Peter/Audience
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You'll make the obituary news if you mess with Mr. Booze
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Audience
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If you've been so stiff they thought you died
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Audience
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You'll feel better once you've testified
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Audience
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Testified
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Audience
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Testified
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Tom Tucker
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This man wants to testify!
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Peter
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Very well, my brother, let us lead him on the path of righteousness
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Tom Tucker
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This poor gentleman used to speak in long, eloquent sentences
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Tom Tucker
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But after years of drinking, he can only speak in short, choppy utterances
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Tom Tucker
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Why at one point if you asked him who his favorite musicians were, he'd say
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Tom Tucker
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Leonard Bernstein, Johann Sebastian Bach, and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
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Tom Tucker
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But thanks to that old devil hooch, it's all changed
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Tom Tucker
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Who's your favorite musician, Ollie
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Ollie Williams
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CHER
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Tom Tucker
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He doesn't even like Cher
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Brian
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Now alcohol can make a big man small
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Brian
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And lead to a life of crime
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Audience
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YEAH
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Bruce
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Demon rum makes a gent a bum and you cash in before you die
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Audience
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YEAH
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Dr. Hartman
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Bootleg gin puts you in a spin till you don't even know your name
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Audience
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YEAH
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Peter
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You're a basket case, flat on your face, and there's only one guy to blame
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Peter/Audience
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Mr. Booze
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Peter/Audience
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Mr. Booze
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Peter/Audience
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Mr. B double O Z E
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Peter/Audience
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You must refuse
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Peter
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You will wind up wearing tattered shoes
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Peter
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If you mess with Mr. Booze
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Peter/Audience
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Don't mess with Mr. Booze
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Peter
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Oh Mr. Booze
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Audience
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Don't mess with Mr. Booze
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Peter
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Oh Mr. Booze
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Audience
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Don't mess with Mr. Booze
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Brian
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Don't mess with B double O Z E
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Brian
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Cause that spells booze
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Brian
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And you're gonna lose with Mr. Booze
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Audience
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Oh yeah
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Brian
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Don't mess around with Mr. Booze
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Audience
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Don't mess with Mr. Booze
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Bruce
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That's what he said now
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Audience
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Don't mess with Mr. Booze
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Peter
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Oh Mr. Booze
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Audience
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Don't mess with Mr. Booze
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Peter
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Oh Mr. Booze
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Audience
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Don't mess with Mr. Booze
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