|
Review
|
Movie
|
|
oscar-worthy performance by leo pretending to like women his own age
|
Don’t Look Up
|
|
never thought i would leave a film being surprised that cannibalism wasn't involved
|
The Menu
|
first watch: _____ ____ is the best movie ever made
second watch: _____ ____ is a deep commentary on the dangers of consumerism
third watch: _____ ____ is a disgusting cesspool of toxic masculinity and it’s not as deep as its fanboys think it is
fourth watch: _____ ____ is a critique of toxic masculinity and it’s deeper than its fanboys think it is
fifth watch: _____ ____ is the best satirical gay romcom ever made |
Fight Club
|
|
this is one of the best things i’ve ever seen in my piece of shit life.
|
Everything Everywhere All at Once
|
|
calling it _____ _____ is such a coward's way to avoid calling it chives out
|
Glass Onion
|
|
I just love how fucking disgusting Bruce looks in this. Nasty ass stringy ass translucently pale goth boy in his dank disgusting batcave hunched over his computer with bloodshot eyes and black eye paint scrolling through footage of the previous night and journaling his fucked up thoughts. When he finally emerges from the cave to talk to Alfred and gets disturbed by the natural sunlight and has to put on sunglasses I wanted to get up and cheer. Yeah that’s right put on those sunglasses you little freak. Also he’s definitely a virgin based on how he composes himself around Catwoman. Fucking fantastic movie
|
The Batman
|
|
This happened to my buddy Eric
|
Joker
|
|
how you gonna birth the chosen one with unlimited undiscovered power destined to unite civilisations in the far reaches of the universe and call him “paul”
|
Dune
|
|
Movie about the dangers of letting men have and listen to podcasts
|
Don’t Worry Darling
|
|
the director yelled “cut!” but mia goth heard “cunt!” and just went with it
|
Pearl
|
I kept waiting for something drastic. I thought the film was building towards something explosive. I thought the father might walk out and never come back. I thought he might die and that's why the need to recollect, the need to see in between the lines, to see what wasn't explicitly expressed. I thought we'd get an answer, but we don't. We know he's gone, but why or how is never explained. The two go back home from the vacation and there's a nice intercut shot of the daughter in the present pointing a camera at the film's camera and the father in the past doing the same until he puts his camera in a bag and walks out of the door. For a second I thought "that's where it ends?" because I felt like it wasn't enough, but it was. more..... |
Aftersun
|
|
Never in a million years would I have predicted that Andrew Garfield's Peter Parker would be the best character in this movie
|
Spider-Man: No Way Home
|
hello my name is christopher nolan, welcome to masterclass
today I will be discussing how I add emotional depth to my characters
first I add woman
then i add child
and we're done!
thank you for watching
|
Tenet
|
|
you can’t spell _________ without airbnb
|
Barbarian
|
|
I will NOT leave my donkey outside when I’m sad
|
The Banshees of Inisherin
|
|
____ __ _____: Into the Pussy-Verse
|
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
|
|
this movie does for cloud spotting what jaws did for swimming
|
Nope
|
There is a house on a hill, and there are people in it. And they're nice, but not really. There is a garden, and there they get a lot of sunlight. And it is nice, and they get to sleep there sometimes.
There is a house underground, and there are people in it. And they're the first to tell you that they're not very nice: they're con-men, grifters, forgers and imposters. They sit among stink bugs, and they've been there for so long that maybe they've convinced themselves that they just belong there.
There is a rock, and it is a gift, but it is also a burden. And maybe it's a metaphor, but it's also just a rock: solid and heavy, difficult to lug around, and dangerous in the wrong hands. Some people will tell you that it's supposed to bring wealth. But again, it's also just a rock.
There is a line, and it cannot be crossed. more.....
|
Parasite
|
|
Great first draft! Excited to see when it’s finished
|
Thor: Love and Thunder
|
|
Imagine being left out of your family's suicide lmao
|
Midsommar
|
|
got the 4D experience by forgetting to drink water today and watching this extremely dehydrated
|
Dune
|
|
It took me 31 films but I finally started to empathize with Scorsese.
|
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
|
|
james cameron had 13 years to change the font for the subtitles and still went with fucking papyrus
|
Avatar: The Way of Water
|
laurie: we look like a couple
jo: a couple of besties <3 |
Little Women
|
|
jared leto is like king midas except everything he touches turns to shit
|
Morbius
|
