Statistics for Fawlty Towers - Finish the quote

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Hint	Answer	% Correct
You'll have to forgive him. He's from ________.	Barcelona	97%
Don't mention the ___. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.	war	96%
A satisfied customer. We should have him ________.	stuffed	78%
I'm going to give you a damn good ________!	thrashing	78%
Excuse me, is this a piece of your _____?	brain	77%
Don't be ______, it's only my wife laughing.	alarmed	71%
He put _____ in the ratatouille.	Basil	71%
No, I don't want to debate about it, if you're not over here in twenty minutes with my door I shall come over there and insert a large _______ ______ in you.	garden gnome	70%
Now listen to me. I booked a room with a ____. When I book a room with a ____ I expect to get a ____.	bath	69%
I think we're just out of ________.	Waldorfs	65%
I mean, it does say _____ outside. Maybe I should be more precise, '_____ for people who have more than 50% chance of making it through the night'!	hotel	63%
Oh, you're ______! I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you.	German	54%
Two _______? Did you take the exam twice?	Doctors	45%
Well I'm sorry it wasn't wide enough for you. A lot of the English cars have ________ _____.	steering wheels	35%
A _______! A _______! Like your English!	pigeon	33%