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Definition
Company
A large computer company with the most lousy tech support known to man.
Dell
the pharmacy that has the highest prices for drugs and pays their pharmacists and pharmacy interns the lowest out of all the chain pharmacies.
CVS
If they buy it, they ruin it.
Disney
An online shopping service founded by Jeff Bezos, who somehow manage to damage any package that you may order.
Amazon
A Bank who will fight you to the death even when they are dead wrong.
A Bank who skates on the thin line of legality
Worst. Bank. Ever.
Bank of America
Definition
Company
A great drink to consume when see something cringe worthy
Clorox
The blue diamond pill
Pfizer
fun store, but filled with geeky nerdy brunettes looking to get laid because they're too ugly for words. Little lushes looking for a good time in between the retard sales pitch. Blue shirts smell like last night's Bud Lite. Yuck.
Best Buy
The only company besides Apple that ever made a decent computer you could buy in a retail store. Now relegated to online sales due to the influx of cheaply made, cheaply priced machines in the retail sector.
IBM
A store to get the finest dry wall. It tastes splendid.
Home Depot
Definition
Company
software engineering company that deals heavily with the US government.
Raytheon
the makers of the finest and most expensive paperweights in the world.
Apple
a place where you can buy a 30 dollar toaster for a dollar and pay 29$ shipping
eBay
A diesel engine with a i6 design. Used in most dodge ram heavy duty trucks. The engine itself is to powerful for the ram to handle.
Cummins
Name of a Class 1 Railroad in the East and Central United States