Statistics for Jerry Seinfeld or William Shakespeare?

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Question	Answer	% Correct
"Why is nice bad. What kind of sick society are we living in where nice is bad?"	Jerry Seinfeld	93%
"I can't compete in a normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable!"	Jerry Seinfeld	89%
"This is business, I have to humiliate myself"	Jerry Seinfeld	86%
"You lump of foul deformity!"	William Shakespeare	86%
"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence that people are thinking"	Jerry Seinfeld	80%
"I wish you all the joy of the worm"	William Shakespeare	79%
"Away, you three-inch fool!"	William Shakespeare	78%
"Expectation is the root of all heartache"	William Shakespeare	78%
"98% of the human endeavor is killing time"	Jerry Seinfeld	71%
"God has given you one face and you make yourself another	William Shakespeare	71%
"I'd beat you, but I would infect my hands"	William Shakespeare	52%
"I'll set my ten commandments in your face"	William Shakespeare	44%
"Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death."	Jerry Seinfeld	38%
"It's like a barber's chair that fits all the buttocks"	William Shakespeare	26%
"To live is to keep moving"	Jerry Seinfeld	23%