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Rowing is Easy

Don't Fail *Yes this quiz is Bias*
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Last updated: April 5, 2019
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1. You are sitting at the starting line waiting for your race to be called. You look over at your competition and notice they are trash talking you. What do you do?
Ask them what their 2k is. ✓
Take off your rigger, throw it at their boat. ✓
Jump out of the boat, swim over, & flip their boat. ✓
Take out your oar and smack their head out of their boat. ✓
Tell the official. ✓
2. Who would win in a 2000m race?
Light ✓
Mystic Powerboats C4400 catamaran. ✓
Clark Dean ✓
Atlas V *rocket carrying NASA's New Horizons spacecraft*. ✓
3. Clark Dean?
Clark Dean ✓
Dean ✓
Clark ✓
Dean Clark ✓
4. While preparing for the Z Final at Youth Nationals, you notice your biggest competitions boat is just sitting in slings out in the open. In order to not get last in the Z Final (156th in the nation,) what do you do?
Just put laxatives in their water. ✓
Leave their boat alone, play Sicko Mode to pump yourself up for the race. ✓
Throw their boat in a nearby wood chipper. ✓
Poke various micro holes throughout the boats hull, and let them go down like the Titanic. ✓
5. Rowing through the 1000m mark during your Stotesbury Final, you look over to see you are one seat down from first place. How you approach the last 500m
Bring the rating up to a Japanese 60'. ✓
Steer your boat into your competition, board them, and throw them into the water. ✓
Scream uncontrollably until they are discombobulated and catch a crab. ✓
Inject yourself with an epipen to receive an extra boost of energy to pass them. ✓
6. In a 2000m race, what is the ideal move to make when at the FIRST 500m?
Cry ✓
Die ✓
Sprint ✓
Sink ✓
Crab ✓
7. How should you celebrate after winning a big race?
Politely congratulate your boat and your competition on a good row. ✓
Take out your giant 3'x5' sign that says, "NOTICE ME" ✓
Splash the water ✓
Stand up and roar ✓
Start crying ✓
8. You are sitting at your tent waiting for the launch time of your race. You want to get some fuel in you to maximize your race performance. What’s the move?
A loaf a bread from Panera ✓
Gasoline ✓
Your middle toe ✓
A 2 leter container of Dr. Peper ✓
9. Which boat?
Quad ✓
Coxed Single ✓
Dragon Boat ✓
Pair ✓
10. What’s your 2k?
9:59.99 ✓
Clark Dean ✓
0:00.01 ✓
99:99.99 ✓
7:00.00 ✓
🥴 ✓
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