The Ultimate Father Ted Quiz Part 1

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Last updated: September 16, 2015
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Cigarettes, Alcohol and...
How many pounds did Ted have to spend to get Sister Assumpta's assistance for Lent?
What feckin' chocolate bars does John tell Mary to get from the car?
Father Stack's first name
Which sea creature does Dougal walk like after getting his ear pierced, according to Ted?
Which "rude" film did "Lovely Girls" Winner 1995 appear in, resulting in her being stripped of her title?
Stallion Farm
To whom does Ted suggest that for Lent, he should give up "being the biggest eejit in the priesthood"?
Dick Byrne
Surname of "Tony", the ever-suffering member of St Lukes Youth Group
The year of the Jacobs Creek Chardonnay Father Jack recognises purely from the bottles clinking
The name of the episode in which the Parochial House is infested with rabbits...
The Plague
...and what was Dougal's rabbit's name?
The most sarcastic priest in Ireland, Father Jessop, indicated that to get to Craggy Island, he went "round by southern..." where?
In "Night of the Nearly Dead", what does Eoin not want to catch off the "dirty old biddies"?
What car does Ted drive?
Ford Cortina
In "Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep", what is Giant Reed spotted wearing whilst leaving John & Marys..?
Fur Coat
..and likewise, what is Hud Hastings wearing in the pub?
A Crown
Ted's heroics in Ireland's Biggest Lingerie Section earns him which award?
Golden Cleric
In "Speed 3" which film did Ted, Father Beeching and Father Clarke watch to summon inspiration in order to help Dougal?
The Poseidon Adventure
The "blasphemous" film that that, due to a loophole, was allowed to be shown on Craggy Island
The Passion of Saint Tibulus
The priest who accompanied Henry Sellers to Craggy Island
Father Dunne
The novellist Polly Clarke mistakenly refers to Ted as "Father Ted..." what?
On which date in July do Ted, Dougal and Jack take their annual holiday?
With which toy animals does Ted demonstrate to Dougal the "These are small, but the ones out there are far away" theory?
Along with St Kevin's Stump, what was the other "place of interest" Ted and Dougal were going to visit whilst on holiday?
The Magic Road
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