AFOTWIT Chapter 10: The Third World War: Part 1- Revived! Let's gooooo

Chapter 1: Rebirth

???: Today is the day...

???: What is it?

???: It's time to strike... I'm surprised that we haven't been caught yet.

???: You're still salty about the South African Union?

???: Shut up. You don't know anything. We have the resources, and we have the manpower. The Ahoelateans are with us, and the world is weaker than ever before. Get me some Ahoelatan tea, I'm tired.

???: Sure... Zambia.

Zambia: Glad you're up to the cause. We strike next month.

The next day...

Mager: Burkina Faso, it is time to surrender. You have been splitting our land for too long. We'll give reparations for it.

Burkina Faso: Never! Our land is rich with history, and we don't want to be taken like that.

Mager: Ha? History? What, Upper Volta? It's not that hard.

South African Union: Just be annexed, or your history might include a lot more coups.

Burkina Faso: I'll get you for this, I am sure. I'll just need backup.

Into Eastern Europe...

Russia: You know about all the land I gave you?

Beloukraine: What about it?

Russia: Can I have it back?

Beloukraine: No, why?

Russia: Moscow is at huge risk as a border city, I don't like the tension with Mager, and I know your strong relations with him.

Beloukraine: Just change your capital or something. I don't want to be messed with, I payed big money for it, so leave me alone.

Polish-Lithuania: Maybe you should just give it back, I don't want to risk tensions.

Beloukraine: What do you know?

Russia: Poland is right. My land, my choice over it.

Polish-Lithuania: Mayb-

Beloukraine: No. I'm not getting pushed around like this. It's been 50 years Russia, and you haven't let go. You gave me the land, I keep it.

Russia: Fine. But don't expect me to hang in for long.

FE: Whoa buds, slow down. It won't hurt for him to keep it.

Poland: I'm not sure...

FE: If I see war, I might join.

Beloukraine: Will you keep watch 24/7?

FE: I probably can't help. A new rebel state wants independence. I'll need to get with them.

On Ahoelata...

Zambia: Aha! Our plan is splendid. Our rebels just hit down on Myanmar.

Zambian Servant: What's next, sir?

Zambia: Europe. I'd like to see the world burn.

Now, at Filipino Congress.

FE: On this emergency discussion meeting, we would like to talk about the insurgency in Myanmar, and China's proposal. We'll start with China.

China (FE): We want to propose an annexation of West China.

Malaysia (FE): What? That's preposterous! You can't just do with that!

India (FE): Isn't our unification about wanted annexation, and not forced?

West China: Also, our land is protected. We don't want a new owner.

China (FE): When were you here?

West China: I've been here the whole time!

China (FE): Also, "protected"? Ha! You and you ignorant Buddhists don't see the rampage of Islam that could overtake your country?

West China: Oh right, ignore your past history of oppression of Buddhists and the Xinjiang peoples.

China (FE): Don't bring up my countries' communist roots! You are better off with us.

South Korea (FE): Probably not...

Russia: I came here to watch, not for bickering! West China should be annexed, just let China do it.

West China: Never! Our land, our rights! I'm not going anywhere!

China (FE): If you want to be stubborn, we fight.

West China: Bring it on, congressman. If you and your stupid Taoist people want a punch in the jaw, bring it on.

Russia: An offensive remark? I'll get you like a Bolshevik Revolution!

A large fight between the congressmen of China, Russia and West China ensues.

FE: Order... ORDER! Let's move on to the Myanmar State eh?

China (FE): One thing before we move on. If you give this puny state permission to talk, I'm leaving the FE.

FE: We get it.

China (FE): Ok.

FE (thinking moment): Oh god, this is not good. This union is fragile, if another bad thing happens, we might collapse.

Chapter 2: Another Bad Thing Happens!

Burkina Faso: Mager...

Mager: What? I thought you wanted to be left alone.

Burkina Faso: Yes I do, why the world are there troops on my border?

Mager: Yeah, if you're just gonna yadda about history, I'll take you out of your misery.

Burkina Faso: You can't attack me, I have protectors!

Mager: Mhm, like who?

Burkina Faso: Like uh... um-France! Hey France!

France: Yes insignificant clay?

Burkina Faso: Will you help me with Mager? This villain is trying to annex me.

France: As your former colonizer... sure.

Burkina Faso: What about you... uh-Russia! Will you help me?

Russia: I guess, but I'll have to thi-

Burkina Faso: Perfect! So whatcha gonna do, Mager? With big allies on my side. I guess I'll just take Togo, for a bit of coast.

Mager: I'll still invade you, as they're smart, and won't be like "Yeah im'ma send my whole army".

France: Yeah im'ma send my whole army to Burkina Faso. I'm bored.

Brittany: That isn't a good idea... I heard Germany despises us.

Germany: What?

Brittany: Oh- u-uh no-nothing.

Germany: Oh, and yes. I do despise France.

France: What for? That's ridiculous!

Germany: Some guy wants independence.

Schleswig-Holstein Rebellion: Yeah!

Germany: And I know it's you.

France: What's the evidence?

Germany: This.

Reasons I Despise France: By Germany

1: Rebellion caused by independence of Brittany.

2: Aid of Burkina Faso to take Togo, a former German colony.

3: Supplies of M16 Rifles are supposedly French.

4: Baguette

France: But I'm not, saying that is like saying that Polish-Lithuania will betray Beloukraine.

Polish-Lithuania: Um...

Narrator: *wink*

France: Also, what does Togo need to do with anything? Do you even care about Togoland? How do you even care about it if you lost it more than 100 years ago?

Germany: You know that countries deserve independence?

France: You said that Burkina Faso will take Togo, you'd rather have it with Mager, a major aggressor? That won't help anything.

Germany: Just leave them alone. It's not your continent.

France: I have rights to protect countries!

Germany: That's it! I'm done with your bickering. You're being kicked out of the EU, with your puppet Brittany.

France: Just like that? No paperwork? We might as well leave anyways! Have fun with no stability!

Germany: No. We will be stable!

Portugal, Beloukraine, the Netherlands: Yeah!

UK: That was a good decision!

France: What do you have, tea man? You left the EU, you have nothing to say.

UK: I can still agree! Anyways, I think it was good.

??? (3 countries): No it wasn't!

Germany: Who was that?

*suspense*

Italy: That was preposterous!

Spain: The smallest offense just gets you?

Polish-Lithuania: We're leaving!

Spain: We are?

Polish-Lithuania: Yeah!

Chapter 3: Warfare

BREAKING NEWS!

Narrator: World War 3 has just broken out today! The countries have tried all diplomatic means, but the first battle has already begun and it was too late. We come live now to the scene at Vologda, where the Beloukrainians are waging war against the Russians at this very moment.

Reporter: Yes, indeed. Casualties on the Beloukrainian side total up to 500,000, with 30 tanks and 48 artillery having been captured. We don't know the exact number of Russian casualties, but many, including their top general, say that casualties are approximately 170-900 thousand, with 46 tanks lost and 37 artillery captured. The approximate number of soldiers missing on the Russian side was 30-45 thousand. Back to you at the studio.

Beloukraine: This war will be our victory.

Poland-Lithuania: Oh yeah?

Russia: Poland, stay out of this.

Poland-Lithuania: You don't want any support? You think you can go it alone? Fine. Either way, here's 1 billion zloty. About 190 billion rubles.

Russia: Sure, thanks for the money, I guess.

Dagestan: I can provide some soldiers. They are coming to Moscow right now. I have provided 60,000 soldiers.

Russia: Thanks.

Dagestan: No problem.

Meanwhile, on the American front...

Mexico: I must gain more territory!

Brazil: Me too.

Mexico and Brazil form the Latin American pact.

US: Being allies with the Filipino Empire should do me good.

FE: Yup.

US and FE form the World Superpowers Pact with Germany, France and Britain.

FE: Hold on...

FE declares war on Nepal and Bhutan.

Nepal, Bhutan: No! This is a nightmare! We surrender!

FE: Okay.

Treaty of Kathmandu:

The victorious party shall annex all the hereby aforementioned lands:

The entirety of the sovereign territory of the Republic of Nepal,

and the entirety of the sovereign territory of the Kingdom of Bhutan;

The victorious party also gains:

50,000 soldiers total,

100 artillery,

10 tanks,

$50,000,000;

And the victorious party must pay $25,000,000 to the Nepali People's Restoration Fund.

And Bhutan gets nothing.

FE: Here's the money: half of what I get. so you basically only have to give half of that sum.

Nepal, Bhutan: Okay.

Treaty is ratified by the Filipino Congress.

FE: Okay, back to America.

Guatemala and FE declare war on Mexico and Brazil.

Brazil: AAH!

Mexico: If we destroy Guatemala, the FE can't get here in time! So we must swiftly destroy Guatemala!

Brazil: Good idea!

FE: You don't know something that I do.

Brazil: What?

FE: I already have troops stationed in Chile, Bolivia, Texas, California, New Mexico, Arizona and Guatemala. Your foolproof plan has a flaw.

Brazil: He's right! No!!!!!! We surrender!

Mexico: Yeah!

Treaty of Belem:

The victorious party shall make peace with the defeated party. No borders shall be changed. The defeated party must pay $6,000,000 to Guatemala.

The treaty is ratified by the Brazilian, Mexican, Guatemalan and Filipino Congresses.

FE: Never mess with me again.

Mexico, Brazil: We'll k-k-keep that in m-m-mind...

FE: Good choice.

Chapter 4: On the Brink of Collapse? Or Not...

In Filipino Congress...

FE: Okay, I have reports on our latest unity report. Any suggestions on how to improve each others' relations?

China: Yes. Give us a little more autonomy, we joined this union. In fact the only ones with the least autonomy should be Nepal and Bhutan, they were conquered. If we are more like the United States we can definitely keep this fragile union together.

FE: Great idea China, now we must vote on it.

Congressional Referendum #238

Results:

100 total votes.

Yes: 57%

No: 43%

The Unity Resolution is passed.

Each state gets more autonomy, and now the FE functions like the US. States can do what they want, but the federal (aka state) government can always keep them in check. The FE is saved!

Chapter 5: Warfare, Continued.

Beloukraine: Russia!

Russia: Wut?

Beloukraine: Why is Minsk on fire? Fifteen thousand civilians have just died and the death toll is rising by the second! Did you do this?

Russia: Tovarisch, my Topol-Ms can't do that much, can they?

Beloukraine: Of course they can- wait, what's that noise in the background?

*Farewell of Slavianka plays*

Russia: SURPRISE!

Beloukraine: AHHHHHHHHHHH HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME NOW I NEED IT AHHHHHHH

Russia: Mager was going to help you-

Beloukraine: Yeah?

Russia: And I destroyed their force. They will not be able to intervene anymore.

Beloukraine to self:

why are we still here

just to suffer

Beloukraine: Bruh. Anyways, I have requested aid from Lae. Now I have someone!

Russia: Lae is weak. You are no match for my 1,000 Topol-Ms!

Beloukraine: Oh yeah?

Lae: I'm coming in with my 300,000 soldiers! And 400 super heavy tanks! Along with 700 rocket launchers!

Russia: Fire.

BOOM!

Lae: Nooooooooo

Russia: Hehehe. You suck. Anyways, oh yeah! Time to destroy Minsk for good and reclaim Belarus!

Belarus: Sorry Ukraine!

Ukraine: It's okay! We will remember each other!

Beloukraine: Fine! I surrender! Here's Belarus!

Treaty of Kharkov:

The entirety of the sovereign nation of Belarus shall be ceded to Russia. Any money located in the Belarusian state treasury shall be burned if necessary and if the situation requires so as the post-war inflation in Beloukraine may render Beloukrainian rubles worthless.

Beloukraine shall cease to exist, the nation of Ukraine may stay sovereign and must give up Eastern Donbass to Russia.

This treaty must be ratified by the defeated party within the next 20 days or all of Ukraine shall be annexed by Russia too.

Treaty is ratified by Belarus, Ukraine and Russia.

This part was typed before the invasion of Ukraine, sorry if this offends you.

Russia: Finally, the end of WW3! Wait what-

BREAKING NEWS!

Narrator: This just in, the formerly deceased nation of... if I'm reading this right... Zambia, that's right, Zambia, has just arrived in Durban today. We are also getting word that the Ahoelatan Empire has indeed supported the Zambians. It seems that a formal alliance has been established, and the South Africans have been annihilated. Casualties on the Zambian side are 50,000, the Ahoelatans 25,000, and the South African side, if this is correct, 1.47 million, that is an enormous number! On a lighter note, Ahoelata has been discovered to have Earth like conditions. The native Ahoelatans have been kicked out except for 1 species, the Ahoelatus sapiens, aka the Ahoelatan human, have been used to Zambia's will. Like us here on Earth, they have completely mastered control of their world. They look and have the same capabilities as humans. In fact they are a detached branch of the human race. However they are usually easily manipulable, and it seems Zambia is using it to their will. They want to destroy the South African Union and already have Durban as a foothold. Everybody, be ready. For World. War. 3.

This is AFOTWIT News, signing off.

*static*

Russia: OH MY GOD! GUYS, GUYS, ZAMBIA IS ALIVE! THIS IS A DISASTER, WORLD WAR 3 IS GOING TO START!

US: Didn't you start WW3?

Russia: No, we already had that conflict a long time ago.

US: Well we should have a conference. All nations including Zambia-

SUU: NO! I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO ALLOW ZAMBIA TO THIS CONFERENCE. IF YOU DO, THEN I'M NOT ATTENDING-

US: Quiet, I will cut off your aid if you don't.

SUU: oki

US: Again, all nations shall attend this conference. I will allow only a few nations to the second conference.

Russia: Like who? This is clearly a threat that must be solved.

US: Okay, here's the list:

Russia

US

FE

SUU

Zambia

Germany

France

UK

Spain

Portugal

Belgium

Mexico

Mager

Burkina Faso

and Japan.

*second conference*

US: Okay, let's- wha-

BOOM!

Germany: Verd-

Zambia: He he he!

Portugal, Belgium, Spain, UK, and Mager get nuked. Casualties: 5,000,000.

US: Okay. Zambia, surrender now.

Zambia: NEVER! All my life-

SUU: Here we go, another monologue.

Zambia: Anyways, all my life, I was seen as a irrelevant country. But times have changed. I have built up my forces. The Ahoelatans are helping me. Now I will take back what is mine, and more. We shall rule this world, and nobody can stop us. Ahoelatans!

Ahoelatans: Jpakf? (Yes?)

Zambia: Attack!

Ahoelatans: Plislw- LahJwnfP! (It's time- Destroy them!)

US: Soldiers, defensive line, now! Quick!

FE: My forces are still preparing! Wait!

Zambia: The most powerful defender is not here yet! Quick! Take the initiative!

FE: Okay, my forces are ready. Zambia- it's time.

Zambia: Oh yeah?

FE: Yeah. And it's going to be good.

Zambia: I hope so! Anyways-

All Nations: NEXT TIME ON AFOTWIT CHAPTER 11!

Narrator: Thanks.

Zambia has arrived, but will the FE prevail victorious? Will they collapse? And what will happen in the SUU? Find out on AFOTWIT Chapter 11!