How Did I Get Here?

Somehow the site of JetPunk has put me into the top 1,000 quiz makers in terms of total plays. This is utterly idiotic. Why have I been allowed into the top 1,000? I just don't understand. Have I ever made a quiz of any quality? Have I ever added any value to the overall community on JetPunk? The answer to both of these questions is obviously not. I have done nothing but push quantity over quality, and yet here I am. This should not be allowed. I do not deserve even this extremely fleeting and mediocre success on the internet. The Jetpunk community as a whole should be ashamed of itself.

In all seriousness I would like to thank the community for getting me to this point. My success depends on you playing my quizzes and I thank you sincerely for doing so.