Qy's Quizzing Subscription Pass

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First published: Saturday April 1st, 2023
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Introduction

As I'm sure you know, money is tight these days. Inflation and whatnot. To try and raise a stake, I've launched my newest bit of genius: a quizzing subscription pass.

Just pay me a small amount of money each month, and you will reap the benefits of my generosity. But first, pick a subscription plan:

Subscription Tiers

Tier I ($0.25 / month)

- Warm, fuzzy, feeling of support

- I subscribe to your account

- I friend your account

- I leave one nice comment on your quizzes (per month)

Tier II ($1.00 / month)

- All of the above

- I make one quiz of your request (per two months)

- I shut down haters in your comment sections

- I will let you see who I am subscribed to

Tier III ($5.00 / month)

- All of the above

- You get early access to my quizzes a day before release

- You get one guest appearance on the Countries Iceberg series

- I passively mention the quality of your content in unrelated conversations

Tier IV ($10.00 / month)

- All of the above

- You are allowed access to a group of just you and I for one-on-one chat

- You are allowed one game of chess with me (per week)

- You get early access to my blogs and charts a day before release

- I will make one SVG of your choice (per three months)

Tier V ($20.00 / month)

- All of the above

- I will block one user of your choice from commenting on my quizzes / blogs

- I will make one blog or chart of your request (per month)

- I will share the entirety of my user stats with you

Tier VI ($50.00 / month)

- All of the above

- I will give you a shoutout on my YouTube channel (per two months)

- I will make one iceberg of your choice on icebergcharts.com

- I will personally call you for homework help

Tier VII ($100.00 / month)

- All of the above

- I will draw one drawing of your choice (per two months, sample below)

Abe Lincoln fanart (do not steal!)

- I will personally give you art lessons

- I will represent you at my school's fairy chess club (message me with your concerns to voice)

Tier Ω ($500,000.00 / month)

- All of the above

- You are allowed to play chess with me at any time

- You are granted early access to my NFT series (releasing this May), and are allowed three to keep

- I will release one song about you (per year)

Now, before you pull out your credit cards—eh, who am I kidding, shell it all out! Thanks in advance, and thanks for reading.

Level 67

Apr 1, 2023

I am of course expecting an Olympic-sized pool of ~~cash~~ valued and treasured benefactors, so it may take a bit to reach your ticket.

Level 66

Apr 1, 2023

I'd probably be willing to pay you $100 Zimbabwe Dollars in 2008 for tier VII and that amazing fan-art.

Level 68

Apr 1, 2023

I will pay 2 million Zelda rupees

Level 60

Apr 1, 2023

Most american blog ever

Level 67

Apr 1, 2023

I cannot control if people wish to buy my good or service. In this case the demand is off the charts.

Level 68

Apr 5, 2023

exactly

Level 57

Apr 1, 2023

How do I pay

Level 67

Apr 1, 2023

Crypto is preferable (tutorial here), but if you've none I reckon some V-Bucks will do.

Level 63

Apr 2, 2023

I'll pay you in JetPunk currency (comments)

Level 63

Apr 2, 2023

And subscribe on tier 1. Here's my payment

Level 63

Apr 2, 2023

A C~~omment~~

Level 63

Apr 2, 2023

That's 0.25 of a comment BTW

But you can't friend my account cos socials are turned off

Level 60

Apr 2, 2023

That’s 0.33 of a comment buddy.

Level 63

Apr 8, 2023

Explain that, buddy.

A COMMENT = 8 LETTERS

8 DIVIDED BY 4 = 2

A C~~OMMENT~~

TWO OUT OF 8 CHARACTERS NOT STRUCK = 25% = .25

Level 60

Apr 16, 2023

The space :)

A space counts towards the remaining characters in a comment, so I can’t see why not this.

Level 63

Apr 23, 2023

*facepalm*

as a programmer, I totally should have seen that coming.

Level 63

Apr 23, 2023

Fine.

Ac~~omment~~

No space.

Level 68

Apr 3, 2023

I followed,friended,and commented so I am at like tier 4.so I hope i get that CI guest appearance

Level 59

Apr 3, 2023

Would like the omega. Please pay me the 500k.

Level 54

Apr 4, 2023

How much tax will you pay to QM?

Level 67

Apr 4, 2023

Ehh… maybe 1%. Too high?

Level 78

Apr 5, 2023

Will you consider a barter system ? I can offer a half eaten packet of Oreos (delivered to an address of your choice) and a mention in one of my comments on someone else's blog.

Level 67

Apr 5, 2023

Deal. But make sure they're not the mint kind.

Level 66

Apr 5, 2023

I don't have any online money I can transmit to you... but I can send you a hug! That's worth Tier V at

So give stats

Level 67

Apr 5, 2023

Too risky. I'll let you pick the blockee.

Level 73

Apr 7, 2023