The Beginning of the Cryptic Era
First published: Wednesday September 29th, 2021
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The Cryptic Era
Many, if not all, of you are aware of the current bland, uninspiring state of JetPunk’s beloved Recent User Blogs page. And while some dedicated bloggers devote hard work to change this (BigGeographyGuy, cuotak, and YakosaysBOT5WANA, to name a few), denying the fact that something must be done is both pointless and foolish.
In an attempt to make things here on the RUB more interesting, I will be undertaking a challenge that is intended to rivet you with a sense of cryptography and enigma you've never seen before. Let me explain ...
If you take a look at my account, you may notice I'm an unconventional sort of person. World War 6.4 and Fictional Word Definitions/Etymologies are good examples of this, but I even have quizzes with the word "unconventional" in the title, and my SVGs are far from conventional. Thus I bring forth yet another example of my unorthodoxy on this side: the cryptic challenge. For the duration of ten days, everything I say on JetPunk shall be incredibly cryptic, and hard to understand, like a code that changes every time I comment. What I say will often make no sense at all, but it will indeed have an actual meaning behind it. If you crack the code, nice job! I encourage you to test out this cryptography, comment on my quizzes or blogs to see how I'll respond, and watch out for my bizarre comments. And if you're confused, when the challenge is over, go back and ask me what I meant, and I'll surely tell you (I hope). With that in mind, be prepared for the wild cryptic challenge that will ensue. This will take effect exactly ten seconds after the posting of this blog. Good luck. You will legitimately need it.
-ZooTuber
Note: if anyone was curious, I'm taking a break from my Animals of the Week series to write some other blogs (like this one). The fifth edition of the series, Brazil, is coming probably some time in October.
(asking zootuber btw)
1. does Japan exist
2. is the capital of Japan New Delhi?
1. does Japan exist
2. is the capital of Japan Ottawa
pls answer in hay/ononon
Here's my new set of question:
1. Are gibbons monkeys? ;)
2. Where is Sri Jellyfish Tempura? ;)
3. Who's the best blogger on JetPunk?
4. Who created JetPunk?
5. How many countries have you visited?
Also me: QUICK RELEASE 50 BLOGS SO I CAN BECOME THE BEST
Nv shi rye 2u unnc qustons!
@afc
1. Nv shi rye 2is
2. Cy
3. mmh... ggb, egm, kuo,
zt3k, okay, +mr! Incl. tu!!4. kyuem
5. 8
Never shall I reply to this
anyway I have some questions
1. whats the biggest city in the USA
2. how many seconds are in a minute
3. whats the biggest city in japan
2. 3607
3. Kyoto
please say hay or ononon
1. are you tempted to give us the answers
2 are we close to figuring out a pattern
3. are you saying this language in real life too?
2. ko
3. fed onononon
ko = ?
fed onononon = Definitely No
It should be "Meeru deenni chala baga ardham chesukuntunnaru" (You are understanding this very well)
I. ARE YOU READY!?
II. WHEN THE CITY OF GOIÂNIA WAS INAUGURATED!?
III. WHY MARQUIS OF POMBAL TRANSFERRED THE CAPITAL FROM SALVADOR TO RIO DE JANEIRO!?
IV. GRAMADO AND CANELA ARE REALLY POPULAR DESTINATIONS OF RIO GRANDE DO SUL. WHY!?
V. WHY THE AMAZON REGION ATTRACTED MANY PEOPLE BETWEEN THE END OF IX CENTURY AND X CENTURY!?
VI. DID YOU SEARCH...!? ARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTH...? YOU DON’T WANNA SEE ME DOING THE WORST “WRITTEN” NOISE OF THE WORLD...!?
VII. WHAT WAS MY FIRST QUESTION!? SAY IN ARCHAIC PORTUGUESE!
2. Oct. 583, 3736496
3. rdj cl2 px reg, + prov hrb 2 eu
4. d-mk me diz
5. ononon!
6. id! im!
7. ononon!
NHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
When the Cryptic Era ends, will you translate all of these answers? Answer with HAY! or ONONONON!.
And it would be nice if on your blog that you finish with Cryptic Era, you write a little dictionary of some words you wrote (we already know hay and ononon)
II. October 24, 1933 (if you're wondering why, if there is any number involved, instead of saying that number I will square it and add 7, to add confusion)
III. (This is just what the Internet said) Rio de Janeiro is close to the mining region, and provided a harbor to Europe.
IV. Don't make me do this
V. No (as in, no, I will not answer this)
VI. I did! I am!
VII. No way I'm saying "are you ready" in archaic Portuguese.
And the answers are:
1. ✔️ 😐
2. ✖️ October 24th 1933
3. ✔️
4. ✖️ Because of the European architecture and traditions, the many attractives of nature, production of grapes and chocolate, the cold weather that can make snow, and the Natal Luz Christmas party.
5. ✖️ Because of the Amazon Rubber Boom, where almost all the rubber of the world was extracted there.
6. -_-
7. ✖️ Vosmecê está preparada? (something like this)
Part 1. California
1. WHAT CITY COMPETED WITH SACRAMENTO TO BECOME THE CAPITAL?
2. IN WHICH COUNTY DID THE REVOLT AGAINST MEXICO HAPPEN?
3. WHICH COUNTY IS CALLED THE MOTHER OF COUNTIES?
4. WHAT DOES ITS NAME MEAN?
5. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE NATIVE PEOPLE OF SAN FRANCISCO?
Part 2. India
1. WHICH MAJOR INDONESIAN KINGDOM WAS A VASSAL OF THE CHOLAS?
2. WHO LED THE AZAD HIND MOVEMENT?
3. WHAT WAS INDIA’S FIRST NATIONAL PARK
4. WHAT STATE WAS MAGADHA IN?
5. SAY NUMBER 4 OF PART 1 IN SANSKRIT
this is now just q and a plus history test for zootuber
1. srcz r unsh
2. srcz r unsh
3. marp
4. bfy
5. oh???
pb: ntt-afc
1. figot uself--- srcz r u-hpf
2. Subch
3. Jcorb
4. srcz r unsh
5. fugh, ev ol wuz stoop
4. Butterfly
5. Ohlone
---
2. Subhas Chandra Bose
3. Corbett
Those were all correct, I didn't get the rest...
Also, 1. is Berkeley, 2. is Sonoma for part 1, and 1. is Srivijaya, and 4 is Bihar for part 2.
Uh... what site is this?
ul nvk
Translation from Naturian: Thank you for ending this era, now I want to talk only in Naturian for a week! Do you want me to do that??
i forgot zootuber speaks englishPls dnt strt diz crptc era agn. Doz wr hrd tms! Hrd tms. Rmnds me o a sng. Hv u hrd it?
that’s why Thread and Aficionado were winning...lol! I would like that you translate your answers of my questions about Brazil though. The only words I know are Hay and Ononon lol!1. db
2. a/n
3. Uppeo akkin' 42 muc
2. N/A, not available, as in I cannot specify an answer for a question asked
3. You people are asking for too much
how is that telugu mg lolAnd yes, Naturian is an actual language with rules.
Nv shi rye 2u unnc qustons!
Figure it out yourself!
Never shall I reply to your unnecessary questions!