Marketing Slogans for Animals

We hired an expensive Madison Avenue advertising firm to come up with slogans to promote these different animals. Based on the slogan, guess the animal!
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Last updated: January 11, 2021
First submittedJanuary 11, 2021
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10 times as good as a centipede!
Millipede
Stubborn, yes. Reliable, always.
Mule
The "pride" of the savanna
Lion
One hump or two?
Camel
All the gastropod, none of the shell
Slug
When you care enough to send the most dangerous snake in Africa
Black Mamba
The pachyderm with the proboscis
Elephant
Proudly warming the climate with our farts
Cow
First in the alphabet, first in your heart
Aardvark
The best way to balance the humors. 4 out of 5 Medieval doctors agree!
Leech
The red hourglass means you can always count on quality
Black Widow
When an alpaca just isn't enough
Llama
Tuna of the land
Chicken
You can hug us, you can kiss us, just don't take our eucalyptus
* Professional stunt animal, do not attempt to hug or kiss
Koala
The other panda
Red Panda
I can't believe it's not a chimpanzee!
Bonobo
Ruling the swamps for 250 million years
Crocodile
Faster than a Formula One racecar
Peregrine falcon
Not your grandfather's venomous semiaquatic monotreme
Platypus
The wading bird that supports breast cancer awareness
Flamingo
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Level 80
Jan 12, 2021
Very fun!
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Level 83
Jan 12, 2021
For "faster", I was thinking cheetah...
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Level 86
Jan 12, 2021
I put that in, but I realized that F1 race cars can easily go over 200 MPH... :D
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Level ∞
Jan 12, 2021
I looked it up. There is only one animal that can go faster than the top speed of a Formula One racecar, and it is a Peregrine Falcon.
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Level 55
Jan 13, 2021
Or a hamster in a jet fighter
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Level 86
Jan 12, 2021
Very fun quiz!
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Level 73
Jan 12, 2021
Can you accept nudibranch for gastropod sans shell?

I also put raccoon for "other panda", since its slang title is a "Trash Panda", but I understand if you won't accept it.

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Level 75
Jan 13, 2021
Agreed. Wikipedia - Nudibranchs are a group of soft-bodied, marine gastropod molluscs which shed their shells after their larval stage.
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Level 81
Jan 16, 2021
Why not, but I would consider nudibranchs as slugs anyway.
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Level 68
Jan 12, 2021
Great Quiz!! I 💗 Aardvarks!
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Level 62
Jan 12, 2021
Tuna of the land? As in it's eaten a lot? Honestly couldn't think of anything for that! I got to "falco" when the time ran out, don't know if it would've been accepted anyway... Very much enjoyed the quiz though!
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Level 89
Jan 12, 2021
It's a play on the Chicken of the Sea brand name which is a brand of canned tuna in the United States.
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Level 63
Jan 13, 2021
Makes sense now...
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Level 83
Jan 13, 2021
I literally LOL'd on this one. Very clever quiz!
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Level 84
Jan 14, 2021
Ditto, it's rare that I literally burst out loud laugh at a quiz, but that clue especially was top notch!!
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Level ∞
Jan 18, 2021
I had to pay $850,000 to a Madison Avenue advertising agency for these clues. Glad it was worth it!
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Level 82
Jan 12, 2021
In addition to flamingo, how about accepting the blue-footed booby? ;)
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Level 65
Jan 12, 2021
I tried titmouse but flamingo makes more sense.
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Level 73
Jan 12, 2021
Fun quiz.
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Level 68
Jan 12, 2021
I can't believe over 80% of people got the Elephant one. The clue had two words I have never even heard of! Guess I gotta grab my dictionary...
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Level 70
Jan 13, 2021
I giggled when I read "I can't believe it's not a chimpanzee" and actually laughed out loud when "human" was accepted. Very cool quiz! It put me in a better mood. :)
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Level 77
Jan 15, 2021
The greatest achievement of the Giant Panda is convincing people they are the original panda...
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Level 65
Jan 18, 2021
Could we accept just "red" for the red panda question? I didn't think to add panda at the end because I figured that was implied.
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Level ∞
Jan 18, 2021
Okay.