Ultimate Community Quotes

Girls are supposed to dance. That’s why God gave them...

Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and then it turns out...

You can do whatever you want, you just have to know what that is. For me, it's...

Nice going, Tweedledum and...

Troy and Abed are...

Oh, bing, bong, sing along, your team's....

Don't eat the...

Doing more than the minimum amount of work is...

That's

Which would make me ten, because everyone is...

I discovered at a very early age that if I talked long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So either I'm god, or truth is relative. Either way...

Frankly my dear...

If I come over there, there are gonna be two sounds...

As far back as I could remember, I always wanted to be...

My name is...

We're the only species on earth that observes...

If you have to ask then you're...

My god, Annie, what kind of labyrinth have you created? Certainly not the magic kind with...

Well, it's been real, but I have a date to catch. Or should I say...

Our first assignment is a documentary. They’re like real movies, but..

I scolded Leonard today, so according to Greendale bylaws, I now have to...

City College is trying to destroy Greendale, and they're an...

See, that's what I need to learn! How to be all dead inside with...

Abed, have you been racist this whole time while I'm telling everybody at church what a...

Fire can’t go through doors, stupid...

I wanna believe you're right Britta, but

If it was cool to eat god, he’d be a...

You can yell at me all you want! I've seen enough movies to know that...

No, of course not! I copied and pasted the lyrics to...

What happened is between us and Jesus. And...

Ghosts can't go through doors, stupid...

Troy and Abed...

It's not a pen, it's a...

The night beckons. Its black fingers curl and uncurl, going like...

To me, religion is like

I hope you enjoyed my work again. You can't stop me because what are you going to do...

They're a rising star in pharmaceuticals. They invented fibromyalgia and

Now, this is a man who knows how to...

After you left, it was closed for sentimental reasons. And also...

Did you know you can make napalm out of...

The name's Annie Edison, but people call me Psycho, 'cause I had a nervous breakdown in high school. My partner's a...

I made a new rule that the air conditioning school has to act like a real school. I can do that because...

I wanna see if wiener dogs are born that way, or if they start off normal and...

I don’t get history. If I wanted to know what happened in Europe a long time ago...

Vaughn wants to show me a cloud that looks like ...

I was so unpopular in high school, the crossing guards used to...

She was born in the '80s. She still...

It's called chemistry, I have it with...

When the world gets bad enough, the good go crazy. But the smart...

As an agnostic, I'm gonna bring my...

I have a gift! I'm special! I'm not a loser like you! I'm gonna eat space paninis...

I was gonna be the first person in my family to graduate from community college. Everyone else...

I know what a metaphor is! It’s like...

You are human tennis elbow, you are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth, you are...

Hey, did you hear about the turtle in China?

Britta, I've got self-esteem...

I am a Spanish genius! In Español, my nickname is...

As long as you're happy...

I don't know--if I was in 70 films over 30 years, and spent each one talking at random volumes, I might accidentally...

The word he’s looking for is ‘sassy’...

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I teach law at Greendale, so believe me...

Tell me how to get this laid back, or I'll...

Do they find thoughts in our...

Come on I'm dean, and my hands are so clean. At this moment...

TV never abused and insulted me...

Sorry I'm late. The sidewalk is...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cancer. Oh good, come on in

A passing grade? Like a C? Why don’t I just...

I quit doing blow, not...