Statistics for Badly Described Sports

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Hint	Answer	% Correct
In this game, people run around throwing a ball into a hoop. Lots of hand wacking.	Basketball	100%
A game where you throw fast balls at someone else so that they don’t whack you with that heavy bat.	Baseball	98%
Seeing as no one every scores here, this game played with your foot and a ball is likely mostly non-competitive.	Soccer/Football	98%
Normally played by old white men who have nothing else to do with their lives. You roll a ball into a hole. You also don’t want points.	Golf	96%
Punch.	Boxing	95%
Wildly flailing around with your arms and legs to stop yourself from drinking to much water.	Swimming	95%
Making horrible fists with both hands connected, you must punch the ball over the high net. Normally played on the beach.	Volleyball	95%
People take turns hitting the ball over a net. Points are scored when someone lands the ball out of bounds, or hitting the net. You have a racket.	Tennis	94%
Using your intricate, supreme footwork, you poke other people with a sharp metal wire.	Fencing	90%
A very violent game where the whole point is to tackle people and break their bones. Also obsessed with huts.	American Football	88%
A game where you carry nets on poles and try to catch and score with a ball.	Lacrosse	86%
A very slippery game, points are scored by the amount of teeth you knock out.	Hockey	74%