Actor
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Rapper
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Line
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EpicLLOYD
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Adolf Hitler
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I beat you twice, you sellout! Now you bow down to Mickey Mouse!
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Nice Peter
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Darth Vader
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My bounty hunters ride for me.
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Ray William Johnson
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Boba Fett
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I got a jetpack, yo, you know I steal the show!
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Nice Peter
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Blackbeard
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I come strapped with six pistols and a dagger.
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EpicLLOYD
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Al Capone
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Rap so hard call me __…dente.
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Michelle Glavan
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Miley Cyrus
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But when I come under fire, I can hashtag handle it!
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Jessi Smiles
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Joan of Arc
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Je suis la fille en feu; call me Katniss Everdeen!
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EpicLLOYD
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Pablo Picasso
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I melt faces; call me MC Dali!
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Nice Peter
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Bob Ross
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I'm so glad you could join me today
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Keegan-Michael Key
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Michael Jordan
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'Cause you've got as much chance of beating me as LeBron!
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Jordan Peele
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Muhammad Ali
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I'm so pretty; my hands are so fast!
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Nice Peter
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Donald Trump
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I'm not known for my heart, but you're still getting trumped!
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Zach Sherwin
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Ebenezer Scrooge
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Bah, humbug! Your raps don't unnerve me; they're atrocious!
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EpicLLOYD
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JP Morgan
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Yo, I own the railroad! I run these tracks!
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DeStorm
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Kanye West
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Just take a lesson from Yeezy!
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Nice Peter
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The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
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The penance you pay for the way you behave
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Nice Peter
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Rick Grimes
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Carl, stay back. This is gonna get bad.
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EpicLLOYD
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Walter White
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If you ever try to stop Heisenberg getting paid!
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EpicLLOYD
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Superman
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My level is incredible! I'm out of your league!
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Ray William Johnson
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Son Goku
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'Cause I'm a Super Saiyan! You're a flying Miss Daisy!
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George Watsky
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Edgar Allan Poe
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Once upon a midnight dreary, as I spit this weak and weary
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Zach Sherwin
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Stephen King
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I'm a mad dog, fangs Shining; Cujo!
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Weird Al Yankovic
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Sir Isaac Newton
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I'm a master; I discovered gravity!
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Nice Peter
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Bill Nye
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Yes, it's true. What I used to do is teach kids science on my PBS show
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Chali 2na
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Neil deGrasse Tyson
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The universe is infinite, but this battle is finished.
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Nice Peter
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George Washington
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I got my face on a quarter.
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EpicLLOYD
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William Wallace
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I died setting men free! That's the Highland way.
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Link Neal
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Leonardo da Vinci
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Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance.
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Rhett McLaughlin
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Donatello Bardi
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Wouldn't wanna touch you with a six-foot chisel!
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Anthony Padilla
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Raphael Sanzio da Urbino
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I'm an emcee Shredder, but I get the feeling
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Ian Hecox
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Michelangelo Buonarotti
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This battle's your Last Judgment, trust me!
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Nice Peter/ EpicLLOYD
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Leonardo
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I don't think you wanna mess with my katana blades!
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Nice Peter/ EpicLLOYD
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Donatello
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'Cause I don't Gattamelata clue what you do.
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Nice Peter
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Raphael
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Oh hi, I'm a cool but rude guy!
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Nice Peter/ EpicLLOYD
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Michelangelo
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I'm a pristine Sistine nun-chucka!
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