Clue
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Answer
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Janitor at the pub
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Charlie Kelly
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Who the above is obsessed with
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The Waitress
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Character also known as "Mac"
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Ronald McDonald
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Works for an anti-abortion organization and slept with the above.
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Megan
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Co-owner of the pub with an extreme temper
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Dennis Reynolds
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Aspiring actress and twin of the above
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Deandra Reynolds
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Legal step-father of the twins
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Frank Reynolds
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Landlord of the above.
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Hwang
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High school student that asked Charlie to the prom.
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Sara
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High school student that blackmailed Dennis into going to the prom.
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Tammy
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High school student that asks Dee to the prom to make the above jealous.
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Trey
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Gym teacher the McPoyles accused of molesting them.
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Coach Chris Murray
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A womanizer who dated several bartenders at the same time while robbing their bars.
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Colin
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Often offers to perform in the nude, even when it is unnecessary.
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Artemis Dubois
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Trans woman who dated one of the gang.
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Carmen
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Husband of the above.
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Nick
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Dated Dee in high school but was dumped because of his acne.
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Brad Fisher
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A deranged, homeless wrestler.
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Da Maniac
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Frank's friend that he met under a bridge.
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Duncan
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The above's right hand man.
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Z
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The "Barfly" who is commonly seen in the background in the bar.
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Ernie
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An Israeli businessman who briefly dated Dennis and Dee's mother.
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Ari Frankel
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A senior citizen who played the piano during Charlie's play.
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Gladys
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Former friend of Dee's who was hired to promote the bar, and turned it into "The Hottest Gay Bar in Philadelphia."
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Terrell Jenkins
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Sister of the above who briefly dated Charlie.
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Janell Jenkins
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Famous singer whom Dee self-tans and wears white shorts for.
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Josh Groban
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A lawyer with small hands.
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Jack Kelly
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The man that died in the pub.
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Lional Keane
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Granddaughter of the above whom Mac and Dennis lied to about how well they knew her grandfather.
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Rebecca Keane
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An attorney who has a strong dislike for the Gang.
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The Lawyer
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A rapper The Gang was convinced was a retarded person.
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Lil Kev
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A middle-aged toothless man who Dee slept with to get the secret recipe.
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Grizzled busman
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A priest who has spiraled down over the years thanks to the actions of the Gang.
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Matthew Mara
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Critic that wrote a review entitled, "Paddy's Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia".
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Lyle Corman
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High school drama teacher.
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Dr. Larry Meyers
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The principal who hires Dee as a substitute teacher for the teacher above.
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Brian McIntyre
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Has a strange addiction of inhaling Pledge furniture cleaner.
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Ryan McPoyle
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Deaf-mute sister of the above.
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Margaret McPoyle
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Dee's high school crush who has put on a lot of weight.
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Bill Ponderosa
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Mother of one of the gang. Used to be a prostitute.
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Bonnie Kelly
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Accidentally burns her house down and moves in with the above.
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Mrs McDonald
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Married one of the gang but later divorced because of her "dead tooth".
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Maureen Ponderosa
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Becomes engaged to the above but the marriage does not happen, after her ex-husband sleeps with her again.
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Liam McPoyle
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Model who appears in "America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest".
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Rex
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Aspiring football player who was shot in the leg.
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Doyle McPoyle
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A former member of the gang back in high school.
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Peter Schmidt
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Dee's online chat buddy "soldier of fortune"
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Ben Smith
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Mother of the twins whom is referred to as "whore wife."
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Barbara Landgraf Reynolds
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Convicted felon who convinces members of the gang to smuggle heroin into the prison.
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Luther McDonald
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The twins' nazi grandfather.
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Heinrich Landgraf
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A girl Charlie slept with in high school.
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Stacy Corvelli
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Son of the above whom Charlie uses in the Big Brothers program to impress his crush.
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Tommy Doyle
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Successful fashion designer who used to be morbidly obese in high school.
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Ingrid Nelson
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Biological father of the twins
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Bruce Mathis
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The twins' cousin whom they threw into the dryer and sprinkled salt over.
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Gail the Snail
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Mother of the above.
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Aunt Donna
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A nurse who helps Dennis recover after being shot in the head.
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Jackie Denardo
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Charlie and Mac's old friend who has become mild-mannered after spending time in a mental institution.
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Psycho Pete
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Pharmacist who slept with the bar owner as part of the D.E.N.N.I.S system
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Caylee
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Mac's cousin who outperforms him in every single way.
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Country Mac
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Dennis' former roommate who is into anonymous sex.
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Jan
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Prostitute Frank wanted to marry but she later died of an overdose.
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Roxy
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Frank's older brother.
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Gino Reynolds
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