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Can you guess these random countries based on their descriptions in The Onion's satirical atlas, Our Dumb World?
These are satirical writings of The Onion and in no way represent my actual beliefs about these countries.
Some of these descriptions may not make sense outside the context of the book; feel free to leave a comment and inquire about anything that confused you!
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Last updated: September 8, 2020
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Description
Country
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Botswana
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
San Marino
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Central African Republic
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Ecuador
Living High Off The Land
Bolivia
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Myanmar
Where Even The Elephants Take Brines
Chad
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Iran
They Had It Coming
Iraq
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
Libya
We Have No Beaches
Dominica
All Is Forbidden
Saudi Arabia
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Ghana
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Tunisia
Always With The G**d*** Pan Flutes
Peru
Ruled By Lemurs
Madagascar
On Loan From The U.S.
Kuwait
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
Azerbaijan
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Bahamas
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Mongolia
Pacybwoah
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Level 60
Sep 8, 2020
Congo doesn't work for the Republic of Congo.
sealsi6
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Level 58
Sep 8, 2020
Fixed!
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