First submitted | July 26, 2023 |
Times taken | 25 |
Average score | 78.6% | Report this quiz | Report |
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"Wow! Chocolate! Half Price!" |
"Donuts, I got donuts... Hey, I know you!" |
"Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream." |
"I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work." |
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"If you get hungry in the middle of the night, there's an open beer in the fridge." |
“Oh, don't worry children. Most of you will never fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone.” |
“I will personally spit into every fiftieth burger!” |
“But my mom says I’m cool.” |
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"May your new saxophone bring you many years of D'oh!" |
“I’ve been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly.” |
"I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?" |
"I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!" |
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"Can you open my milk, Mommy?" |
"You put on the Michael Bolton CD, I'll put on my edible vestments!" |
“Mother, that sailor suit doesn’t fit anymore!” |
"Daddy!" |
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"Oh, I see! When it's one of my schemes, you can't foil it fast enough! But when Cecil tries to kill you, it's utterly, utterly hopeless!" |
"For the love of God, sir, there are two seats!" |
"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?" |
"First, one announcement: I regret to inform you we are not offering childcare tonight. I don't know who that guy was you were leaving your kids with!" |
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"I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small" |
"According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is...Love?! Who's been screwing with this thing?" |
"Oh, it's not a swindle. What you do is, see, you give them all your credit card numbers, and if one of them is lucky, they send you a prize." |
"I belive I had a mouse!" |
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"When you're alone, and life is getting you lonely, ye can always go, Ach! Doontoon!" |
"Homer, if you're watching this, either I'm dead, or you've gone through my stuff. If I'm dead, this is my video will; if not, please keep away from my stuff." |
"“Sadly, my Anna Maria was whacked by natural causes.” |
"If there's a bad bookkeeping joke, I haven't heard it!" |
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