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Weird Al Yankovic - Like A Surgeon Lyrics

Fill in the blanks to the lyrics to Weird Al’s parody of Madonna’s Like a Virgin.
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Last updated: April 24, 2024
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First submittedApril 24, 2024
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Lyrics
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid, yeah, I'm trying to avoid
A malpractice suit
Hey, like a surgeon
Cutting for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line
Better give me all your gauze, nurse
This patient's fading fast
Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last
Let me see that I.V.
Here we go, time to operate
I'll pull his insides out
Pull his insides out
And see what he ate
Lyrics
Hey, like a surgeon
Cutting for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to sign
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
It's a fact, I'm a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die
Yeah, my patients die
Before they can pay
Hey, like a surgeon
Cutting for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind
Like a surgeon, ooh, like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel
And my forceps
And retractors
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Ooh, baby, yeah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time
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