Pord Wuzzle (Difficulty: Impossible)

Each pair of clues refers to a pair of answers that are the same aside from switching the first sound of each word (or switching the sounds of the first and one of the later syllables). Example: if the clue is "the back end of a warm garment or to carry a leafy vegetable" the answer could be "coattail" or "tote kale." Switch the C of coat and the T of tail to make Tote (carry) and Kale (a leafy vegetable). Typing either answer will get you the point.
sounds matter. not spelling.
Either answer will get you credit but only the first is displayed.
I added some extra time if you want to try googling the more obscure answers. It's not cheating if I give you permission.
Quiz by kalbahamut
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Last updated: September 3, 2014
First submittedOctober 30, 2013
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Common feline or taxi driver ink
tabby cat
October holiday or what Bill and Fosse said after finding out they were lactose intolerant
scary day
What WW1 degenerated into or the admission price for a guided visit to a plumbing tools museum
trench warfare
Assassin's weapon or tavern PA system
car bomb
Burrowing fox or deceased sailor
red digger
Romantic born in May or a tap dancing dinosaur
sappy Taurus
Tom Cruise's ex or what conservatives did watching Hannity's old show
Kate Holmes
Batter's goal or what Kurt Cobain died of
first base
Texas hamburger chain or what Julie Yaeger and Thérèse Rein are
Fuddrucker's
Hand signal of pro kayakers or undergarment Bozo would need after estrogen therapy
brown claw
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Answer
Good title for a movie about werewolves or another about ageladanthropes
New Moon
Progressive Insurance lady after taking her vows or good honeymoon advice
Sister Flo
Part of the American dream? or to shrink from a blow during an altercation
white fence
Things to enjoy on Japanese father's day or what all Michael Bay films inevitably are
dad and sushi
Robert Wadlow or a good idea if you want to look bright orange
tall man
Jazz musician or what someone does when they need to talk to someone about typing practice
Miles Davis
Awkward romantic enounter or being doomed to only be remembered for a song about nookie
first date
Reason this quiz keeps getting un-approved? or a fight between alcoholic drinks made from molasses
dumb rule
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Level 70
Oct 30, 2013
4/20 but still loved it!
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Level 81
Oct 31, 2013
Thanks. :) Good work.
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Level 48
Jan 4, 2014
I only got one because I didn't understand the instructions however I enjoyed reading all the answers! Nice Quiz!
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Level 81
Jan 4, 2014
hm.... I tried to make the instructions as clear as I could. Any suggestions for improvement would be appreciated. Glad you (sort of) enjoyed the quiz anyway.
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Level 35
Jan 11, 2014
I tried it too. The instructions are confusing..... It seems interesting, if only I could understand how to do it.
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Level 81
Jan 11, 2014
hm... I really can't think of how to make it more clear except maybe by providing an example. I'll try to think of one I can put at the beginning.

for now, I'll use the answer that almost everyone gets correct. The clue is "Quiz website or garbage kept as a companion."

The answer could be: JetPunk (a quiz website), or "pet junk" (garbage kept as a companion).

If you take Jet Punk you can make Pet Junk by switching the first sounds of Jet and Punk. Switch the J and the P... pet junk.

Most people get this one, too: "The Caped Crusader or a prohibition on floor padding"

Who's the Caped Crusader? Batman, of course.

okay, switch the "b" and the "m" sounds, what do you get? "mat ban," or a prohibition on floor padding.

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Level 72
Jan 13, 2014
What on Earth are ageladanthropes?! I googled it as you suggested and all i got was a link to this quiz. Either you made this word up or I am Totally missing the point.
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Level 81
Jan 14, 2014
I made it up. But you should be able to use google to figure out that agelada is Greek for cow. Lycanthrope means werewolf, from Lykos for wolf and anthropos for man. So... ageladanthrope = were-cow.
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Level 81
Jan 14, 2014
And the answer is "New Moon" (a movie about werewolves), or "Moo Noon" (a good title for a movie about werecows)
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Level 69
Apr 26, 2014
Burst face, LOL. Awesome quiz mate. Really well done. I'll suggest fog killer and dog filler as an alternative for Jack the ripper and pet sustenance though. Could have used another ten minutes too ;)
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Level 81
Apr 26, 2014
LOL - wow that's awesome, actually I like your answer better than mine and I'm impressed you came up with anything else that worked. Many of these were harder to come up with than you might imagine.
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Level 81
Apr 26, 2014
oh wait... actually that does not work. Fog killer flipped would be Cog Filler, and Dog Filler would be Fog Diller... see what I mean? Tough. :)
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Level 81
Jun 10, 2014
There's a couple that are definitely for over-18s. Not sure they are suitable for all adults even ;)
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Level 81
Jun 11, 2014
Thanks for taking the quiz. Not many people get the correct answers on those or seem to understand even how the clues/answers work, so I'm not too worried about it.
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Level 43
Nov 17, 2020
Thought Flo was getting married, not taking steps to preclude that possibility... Tough quiz. Trying not to look at the answers so I can try again...
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Level 32
Jun 19, 2014
Almost got tappy-saurus I just forgot the horoscope name for may. I almost got red digger as well. Maybe do a Loud Wizard and a Wowed Lizard haha, just came up with that. I think I may just go off and do my own quiz like this now XD
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Level 81
Jun 20, 2014
Wowed lizard. haha. That's a good one. Good luck, let me know if you finish it. These can be harder to come up with than you might think.
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Level 21
Aug 4, 2014
Wow I really suck at this I got 1 right. But its probably the most creative quiz Ive seen yet.
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Level 21
Aug 4, 2014
and what does first base have to do with Kurt Cobain committing suicide?
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Level 81
Aug 5, 2014
Thank you! First base is the batter's goal (where he's trying to go)... Kurt Cobain shot himself in the face with a shotgun and died from the large rupture in the front of his head this caused (burst face). First base/burst face. get it?
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Level 81
Aug 28, 2014
I moved some of the answers here to a different quiz that I was trying to make easier. Try it:

Pord Wuzzle (Difficulty: Manageable)

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Level 65
Jul 7, 2015
So for what "DUMB RULE" was your quiz unapproved?
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Level 81
Jul 7, 2015
Some of the clues/answers were deemed not family friendly by the person who was reviewing the quizzes before, I guess.
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Level 54
Nov 27, 2017
Which is not necessarily a 'dumb rule'.
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Level 81
Nov 27, 2017
I guess. If you want to appeal to the far-right prudes or the far-left snowflakes out there. I'm more of a free speech purist, myself.
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Level 33
May 1, 2017
Hey kalba, my friend princessfiona thinks ur really cool! :-)
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Level 81
May 2, 2017
Cool. I liked her in Shrek. The first one, anyway.
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Level 56
May 6, 2018
Sorry - but you are going to have to explain EVERY. SINGLE. ANSWER... because none of these make sense. Even when looking at the answers, I can't reverse engineer what I am supposed to guess by the vaguest clues of all time. The only one get is Fuddrucker's (but that isn't a word, so how can it be an answer?) because I'm Australian and know who Kevin Rudd and his wife are. Sad and dushi? dushi doesn't even sound like a word.
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Level 81
May 7, 2018
Fuddrucker's is, as the clue suggests, a chain of hamburger restaurants founded in the state of Texas. You got the "sad and dushi" clue correct you're just spelling it wrong.

ˈdo͞oSHē/

adjective NORTH AMERICAN informal

(typically of a man or his behavior) obnoxious or contemptible.

I apologize but there's no space to go through and explain each and every one. I'm prepared to offer you a full refund if you're still not satisfied.

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Level 83
Jun 18, 2018
I thought for sure wrench tour fit for trench war, WW1.
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Level 83
Mar 17, 2019
But only missed white fence which seems easy after the fact.