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Hint	Answer	% Correct
Common feline or taxi driver ink	tabby cat	71%
What WW1 degenerated into or the admission price for a guided visit to a plumbing tools museum	trench warfare	30%
Hand signal of pro kayakers or undergarment Bozo would need after estrogen therapy	brown claw	29%
Robert Wadlow or a good idea if you want to look bright orange	tall man	26%
Tom Cruise's ex or what conservatives did watching Hannity's old show	Kate Holmes	25%
Batter's goal or what Kurt Cobain died of	first base	12%
Good title for a movie about werewolves or another about ageladanthropes	New Moon	12%
Burrowing fox or deceased sailor	red digger	10%
Romantic born in May or a tap dancing dinosaur	sappy Taurus	10%
Awkward romantic enounter or being doomed to only be remembered for a song about nookie	first date	9%
Jazz musician or what someone does when they need to talk to someone about typing practice	Miles Davis	8%
Progressive Insurance lady after taking her vows or good honeymoon advice	Sister Flo	8%
Reason this quiz keeps getting un-approved? or a fight between alcoholic drinks made from molasses	dumb rule	7%
Assassin's weapon or tavern PA system	car bomb	6%
Texas hamburger chain or what Julie Yaeger and Thérèse Rein are	Fuddrucker's	6%
October holiday or what Bill and Fosse said after finding out they were lactose intolerant	scary day	6%
Part of the American dream? or to shrink from a blow during an altercation	white fence	6%
Things to enjoy on Japanese father's day or what all Michael Bay films inevitably are	dad and sushi	4%