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1.in which decade was this school opened
60s
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50s
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80s
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70s
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2.Who is the current head of year 7
Mr Rhodri Jones
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Miss Stanford
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Miss Gierke
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Miss Catherall
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Hon yw’r sberm ( A Catherall quote)
3.Which of these is not a SUPPLY teacher
Mr Wright
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Miss Caldicott
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Miss Harris
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Miss Evans
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Mr Dai Jones
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Miss Harris has never supplied anything.
4.Which of these teachers are NOT bald
Mr Jacks
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APH
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Mr Dodd
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Mr Jacks has a tiny bit left.
5.Which of these countries have never had a school trip that features a plane landing there.
The UK
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Italy
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Iceland
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Germany
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The flights back land in the uk, Iceland had a Daear trip and no plane lands in Germany only in Poland.Lose a point for putting Italy as it existed and was pointless .
6.Which of these is not ever available in the ffreutur.
Chicken Burgers
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Pasta
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Good Food.
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Paninis
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Macaroni Cheese.
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The answers have to be factually correct sorry and they do chicken baps not burgers.
7.Which of these is a popular food choice at the proms.
Spicy Buffet
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American buffet
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Indian buffet
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Asian buffet
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8.How Much does prom cost to go to
33 pounds
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Nothing
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About 20 pounds
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More
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You will buy drinks or at least the clothing which you will never wear again.
9.Which of these subjects have their own twitter account.
English
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Add Gref
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Welsh
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Daear
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Stupid
10.When is the snitch box coming into force.
After May half term
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A week before Easter
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After Easter
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When the gwasanaeth happened
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11.What job does the school employee in the picture in the link below have
Link: images.app.goo.gl/nxf3v8Pn8XysomhF6
Welsh teacher
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Librarian
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Maths teacher
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English teacher
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12.What time are the sesiynau siwgr before exams.
8:40
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8:30
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8:20
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8:15
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No it is not when teachers forget about being healthy it's when they remember that school is meant to suck.
13.Which student is pictured here throwing a shotput 'tumbling' the records.
link: images.app.goo.gl/Lvhpf22Mdc5q1ydUA
Tristan year 8 now.
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Owain Jackson year 9 now
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Seb Bagnall
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Osian Meredith
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14.Which Teacher made the song help dwi angen cymorth
Miss Lloyd
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Mr Wyn Jones
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Mr C Evans
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Mr Meredith
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15.when the school first opened it was in a different building.which school is there now
hafod y wern
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st christopher's
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rhosnesni
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clywedog
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16.who was the head of the school before miss lewis
miss pritchard
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mr davies
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miss lewis never was head
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miss blackwell
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17.what is the punishment for not giving your mobile phone away after you get caught
suspension
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isolation
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detention
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the teacher can take it by force
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18.at what age do you learn sex education
year 8
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year 11
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year 9
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year 10
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19.who usually teaches this
miss pritchard
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someone from outside this school
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mr rhodri jones
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miss blackwell
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20.how many science LABS are there
5
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9
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7
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8
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21.which TEACHER has served longest
miss rowlands
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miss stanford
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mr richard jones
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mr japeth
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22.Which teacher used to be a wrestler
Mr Japheth
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Mr Jacks
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Mr Phillips
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Mr Aled Jones
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23.Which teacher randomly started singling while having 2 kids sat next to him during a lesson.
mr rhodri jones
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miss ellis
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mr phillips
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mr charlton
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24.Which one of these foods is NOT available every day at the ffreutur
pizza
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jumbo hot dog
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biscuit
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pasta
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25.Where did Jack Parry go to play cricket
Mumbai
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Islamabad
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Delhi
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Rhos
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Lose 5 marks for putting Rhos because it clearly isn’t as who would willingly go to rhos.
26.Which one of these is done on the last day of year 11
Nerf War
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Water fight
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Wrestling match vs mr jones
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Foam Fight
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Lose 1 mark for putting wrestling match as Mr Jones probably would win against mark and would lose his job if he embarrassed you.
27.Which of these teams have the school never had.
Girls Football
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Rounders
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Basketball
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Netball
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They’re sexist and you lose a Mark if you put Netball as Mark can’t play netball as he’s a boy and the school clearly have a netball squad with their propaganda.
28.Why is playing Basketball in the neuadd chwaeron not allowed. (In reality)
Netball is allowed?
Health and safety as they have no staff.
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They can’t stop netball as they’ll be called sexist by Netball fans.
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Basketball sucks and netball is better. (Girl Power).
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They want to stop anything that involves running so they’re slowly reducing what we can do.
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If you answered this in the neuadd you lose a Mark as Mark got kicked out and you didn’t.
29.What are the rules for going out of the hotel on a school trip.
Not allowed at all.
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Go out but your fault if you die.
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Must be with a staff member.
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Must be with a staff member or large group of kids.
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If you put go out but your fault you lose a mark as he got lost and that’s why there is no Mark in your year.
30.which drink is most expensive per 100ml
rubicon
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omj
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radnor fizz
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strathmore 500ml
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31.who created the best virus file on the computer
cai samuels
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none of these
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will fuller
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ben hughes
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32.Which one of these things do not happen in a school movie or book
A old man getting embarassed in a fight.
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A disabled guy getting shot by his mate
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a child getting raped
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a man getting killed with a harp
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33.how long is egwyl and dinner combined
1 hour
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1 hour 5
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1 hour 15
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55 minutes
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34.in what year was the scandal which resulted in lower punishments for speaking english which reached the front page of the leader
2011
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2014
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2013
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2012
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35.how many tgch teachers are in this school
2
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3
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1
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4
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36.how many business teachers are there
2
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3
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4
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1
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37.after what time are mobile phones officialy banned
8:30
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9:00
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8:45
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all times
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38.what committee is about to be created for the school council
food committee
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punishment committee
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sports committee
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tech committee
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39.what is the difference in quantity of male and female toilets (not including sixth form)
equal
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no real toilets exist
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1 more female toilet
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1 more male toilet
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40.who won the first morgan llwyds got talent
stormzy club
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archie
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koziah
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some guy singing
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41.how many fire drills are there
too many
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too little
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enough
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0
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Fact
42.who is now in the heddlu y llyfrgell
5 year 7s
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2 harrys
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miss rowlands
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morgan peters and ffion dempsey
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Things change
43.what is the longest ban from the library ever handed out by miss rowlands
until end of week
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2 days
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until end of term
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a day
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44.who was the head of year 7 last year
miss stanford
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miss owen
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mr derbyshire
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mr hughes
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45.Who is the head of key stage 4
miss blackwell
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mr ellis
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miss stanford
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miss ellis
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46.Who is in charge of morgyz bantz
There is no such thing as Morgyz Bantz
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nobody knows
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morgan peters
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seb bagnall
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It’s Morgies bantz
47.when is chess allowed in the library
egwyl
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all times
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not at all
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fridays
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48.Which teacher famously beat Tarik in a rap battle
Mr Richard Jones
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Mr Aled Jones
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Mr Meredith
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Mr Japheth
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49.How much did the new chweched building cost.
2 Million
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The price of a slice of pizza at the ffreutur
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1.5 Million
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The amount of times Miss Pritchard told people to tuck their shirts in (in pounds)
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50.Who will become head of year 11 while mr derbyshire is having a operation
Mr Josh Hughes
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Miss Andrews
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Mr Dodd
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Mr Pemberton
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51.how many people are allowed on a table in the library
4
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6
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5
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3
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Ask Miss Rowlands
52.Who won the most recent edition of Morgan Llwyd's got talent
A group dancing
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Koziah
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Criw Stormzy
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Elan Parry
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53.Which one of these people in 18/19 was on the school council
Amy Piggott
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Morgan Peters
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Osian Mophead
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Ffion Dempsey
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Tarik beat mophead.
54.Which one of these is a Morgan Peters video
First day in Morgan Llwyd
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Malteaser giveaway
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Morgan News
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My favorite music.
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You should watch it.
55.How do you spell the first name of former teacher Miss Owen
Eurgain
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Aurgain
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Eirgain
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Eurgan
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56.Which of these towns does Dai Jones like the most
Parc Caia
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Rhosddu
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Rhos
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Gwersyllt
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He loves Rhos
57.Why are burgers and chips different prices on alternating fridays
To stop kids buying burgers
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They have to be bought seperately
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To people on free school meals cannot have them
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Customer demand sets the prices
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58.Which of these was drawn on the science toilet mirror using soap
Their names
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Their phone number
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Pidynau
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Swear words
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Lose a Mark as he probably got expelled which explains why there’s no Mark in this school.
59.Which of these cool teachers play Coin Master
Mr Richard Jones
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Mr Jones Busnes
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Morgz
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Mr Meredith
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If you answered Morgz you lose 5 marks for being stupid as he isn’t cool nor is he a teacher . If you answer Mr Meredith you lose 1 mark as he is not a gamer.
60.Who is sean matheys midget friend.
Tarik Atakan
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Osian Mophead.
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Elis Martin Jones
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Jack Scott
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Sean hates Tarik as he is annoying.
61.Which of these teachers is a son/daughter of a former deputy head.
Miss Gierke
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Miss Robertson
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Mr Charlton
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Mr Pemberton
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Mr Huw Robertson
62.Which of these students last ''accidentally'' pressed the fire button.
Morgan Peters
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Joss Foulkes
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Lewis Wilcox
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Brooke Edwards
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Louie Kendrick
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63.Which of these movies is not watched in welsh
Hedd Wyn
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Patagonia
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Y Tylluan Wen
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Y Streic a Fi
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64.Which student is famous for offering a kitkat giveaway
Morgan Peters
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Osian Meredith
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Seb Bagnall
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Tarik
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65.Which of these ideas wasn't implemented by Miss Pritchard since she took over
Hafan Blwyddyn 11
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Emergency button
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shorts during hot weather
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Box for 'whistleblowing'
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66.What punishment is given for punching someone in the arm after a injection
1 day suspension
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dinner detention
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a slap on the wrist (literally)
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1 day isolation
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2 day isolation
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67.Which of these headteachers were good
Miss Lewis
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Mr Davies
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Miss Pritchard
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NONE OF THESE WERE GOOD
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They are all fantastic headteachers.
68.Miss Ellis Special
Which teacher always leaves the class during lessons
mr jones busnes
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miss stanford
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miss rhian jones
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miss gierke
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Ask Miss Ellis
69.Describe Tarik in one word
annoying
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smart
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idiotic
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retarded
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Attractive
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Not attractive even though its the 69th question. Lose a mark for putting retarded as he cant be if he created this quiz.
70.What team does Morgan Peters support
Liverpool
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Man City
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Man U
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rhos aelwyd
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As Morgans name is not Dai Jones you lose 12 marks (his age) for putting rhos
71.What is the first name of Miss Blackwell
Heddus
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Haddus
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Mefus
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Hafus
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72.Bonus Question How many gender options are there on facebook.
3 (male female or retard)
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2
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72
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69
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If you put 69 you lose 16 marks for being dirty.
73.Which of these is the name of a chip shop in Caergwrle
Piceys
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Dickies
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Pisces
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Pickies
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If the answer is wrong you lose 5 points for being a dickhead.