Statistics for Jokes Quiz

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Hint	Answer	% Correct
What do you call a fish with no eyes?	Fsh	66%
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?	Damn	36%
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?	Anyone can roast beef	30%
What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?	Slippers	29%
What do you call a sheep with no legs?	A cloud	25%
Where does a sheep go for a haircut?	The baaaa baaa shop	21%
What do you call a bear with no teeth?	A gummy bear	20%
Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?	Fo Drizzle	16%
What's the difference between a smart man and a stupid man?	Nothing. They both think they know everything	14%
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?	Odor in the court	9%
What goes ha ha thump?	A man laughing his head off	5%
What did the birdy say when if flew over wal-mart?	Cheap, cheap, cheap	4%
How many of you believe in telekinesis?...	Raise my hand	4%
What do you call a zipper on a banana?	A fruit fly	2%
How did the police scare the bugs away?	They called for the S.W.A.T team	0%