Question | Answer? | % Correct |
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? | Probably not? | 100%
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Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper? | Yes? | 38%
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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? | Sand or dirt? | 29%
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If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress? | Moving backward? | 24%
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How young can you die of old age? | 65? | 14%
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Will your answer to this question be no? | Maybe? | 10%
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How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven? | None? | 5%
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? | To me? | 5%
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes? | We didn't? | 5%
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If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat? | Because nature? | 0%
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If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2? | Because number 1 was taken? | 0%
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? | Because we can? | 0%
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If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons? | Do you? | 0%
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? | He's actually a woman? | 0%
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? | He's already broke himself? | 0%
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How can you tell when sour cream goes bad? | If it looks bad? | 0%
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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" | It kinda does? | 0%
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Why do irons have a setting for permanent press? | It's misleading? | 0%
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If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors? | Marco? | 0%
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If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record? | Perhaps? | 0%
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If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry? | Possibly? | 0%
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter? | Sure? | 0%
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If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn? | Tan? | 0%
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? | To confuse you? | 0%
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? | Togetherments just sounds weird? | 0%
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Is there another word for synonym? | Unantonym? | 0%
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? | Where's Waldo? | 0%
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If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? | Who cares? | 0%
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Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? | Why do you have Windows 98? | 0%
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? | You succeeded at failing? | 0%
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