Intruder on Oscar Wilde quotes

There is an intruder in each of these quotations attributed to Oscar Wilde, ie, a word that shouldn't be there.
Can you spot it and then substitute it for the correct word?
By no means I can guarantee Oscar Wilde actually said or wrote any of this.
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Quotes
Intruder
Correct word
Punch yourself; everyone else is already taken.
Punch
Be
Always forgive your enemies; nothing amuses them so much.
amuses
annoys
I am so stupid that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
stupid
clever
We are all in the room, but some of us are looking at the stars.
room
gutter
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people breath, that is all.
breath
exist
If one cannot enjoy crushing a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.
crushing
reading
You can never be overweight or overeducated.
overweight
overdressed
The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own image.
image
shame
Men are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Men
Women
I don't want to go to heaven. All of my friends are there.
All
None
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of money.
money
imagination
I am not old enough to know everything.
old
young
The glass was made to be broken.
glass
heart
Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about dullness.
dullness
power
I think God, in creating man, somewhat underestimated his ability.
underestimated
overestimated
Some cause unhappiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
unhappiness
happiness
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