How To Roast Your Teacher

So you're in Math class, having a conversation with one of your classmates.

Teacher: "Why're you talking during my class?"

Student: "Why're you teaching during my conversation?"

Student (Who's name is Bob by the way) 2021.

Teacher: "Can you touch God?"

Student: "No."

Teacher: "Can you see God?"

Student: "No."

Teacher: "Then there's no God."

Student: "Can you touch your brain?"

Teacher: "No."

Student: "Can you see your brain?"

Teacher: "No."

Student: "So you don't have a brain?"

Student is about to walk out of class.

Teacher: "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."

Student: "Then the bell doesn't decide when I arrive."

Teacher: "You can't sleep in my class."

Student: "If you were a bit quieter, then I could."

Teacher: "I wish you could pay a little attention to what I say."

Student: "I'm paying as little attention as I can."

A new teacher walks into a class.

Teacher: "Hello class, I am your new teacher. Can I get everyone who thinks they're dumb to stand up?"

A kid named Jack stands up.

Teacher: "Jack, you think you're dumb?"

Jack: "No, I just didn't want you to stand alone."