Hint
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Answer
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A particular concern for office workers is a sedimentary lifestyle.
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Sedentary
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And when I came to, I had an epiphery.
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Epiphany
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Cut off your nose to spider face.
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Spite your face
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Find out if there are any skeletons in his attic.
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Skeletons in his closet
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His last name is Christ. He has the power of flight. He can heal leopards.
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Lepers
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I am downloading some N3P music for a CD mix tape.
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MP3
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I am not to be truffled with.
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Trifled
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I don't want them to think you are a country pumpkin.
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Country bumpkin
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I have a remote that works everything, that has like a belt-loop attachment, or in my ear, like a gluetooth.
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Bluetooth
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I know it’s illegal in Pennsylvania, but it’s for charity, and I consider myself a great philanderer.
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Philanthropist
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If I'd brought in some burritos or some colored greens, or some pad Thai.
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Collard greens
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In the spirit of fool disclosure.
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Full disclosure
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It just seems awfully mean. But sometimes, the ends justify the mean.
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Means
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Like I'm going to believe one of his spermed lovers.
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Spurned lovers
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Our balls are in your court.
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The ball is in your court
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They are trying to make me an escape goat.
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Scapegoat
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This has sort of an oaky afterbirth.
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Aftertaste
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This is where I belong. This is... my home. And home is where the hardest.
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Heart is
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Watch that I don't hit my corroded artery here.
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Carotid artery
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Well, well, well, how the turntables.
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Tables have turned
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You could be a classy janitor, or a cashier with dignity, or a migraine worker.
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Migrant worker
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You're all successories!
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Accessories
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