Actor
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Rapper
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Line
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Nice Peter
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Darth Vader
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Roar like Chewbacca: the voice of Mufasa!
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EpicLLOYD
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Adolf Hitler
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Everything you do is an epic fail!
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Jesse Walle
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Leonidas
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Spartans! Let's start this!
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Nice Peter
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Master Chief
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Ain't no way that you can beat me; even my initials spell MC!
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Link
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Orville Wright
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We don't need to fight! We're the fathers of flight!
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Rhett
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Wilbur Wright
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EpicLLOYD
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Mario
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Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Bowser!
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Nice Peter
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Luigi
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Bentley Green/ Nice Peter
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Michael Jackson
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I'm Bad! I'm a Smooth Criminal! Better face up!
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EpicLLOYD
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Elvis Presley
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I was badder than you in my Blue Hawaii movie!
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Kimmy Gatewood
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Marilyn Monroe
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My best friends are diamonds! You can't beat me!
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Angela Trimbur
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Cleopatra
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I'm the queen of the Nile, so just bow down to me!
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Nice Peter
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Steve Jobs
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Beating you is Apple II easy!
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EpicLLOYD
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Bill Gates
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And people with jobs use PC!
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Nice Peter
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HAL 9000
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I'm sorry, ____. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
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EpicLLOYD
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Frank Sinatra
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Christ! News flash, kid: this is show business!
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Nice Peter
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Freddie Mercury
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I'm a champion of the world; extinguished in his prime!
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EpicLLOYD
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Mitt Romney
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We all know what went down in that 2008 election!
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Alphacat
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Barack Obama
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I got four more years in the White House; just trust me!
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Nice Peter
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Abraham Lincoln
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Of the people! By the people! For the people! Eagle!
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Nice Peter
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The 10th Doctor
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Ooh, actually, if you don't mind, it's just "the ______".
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Zach Sherwin
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Doc Brown
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Great Scott! You're great…not! I spit it hot
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George Watsky
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The 4th Doctor
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I'm a mystical medical doc at the pinnacle, shifting my physical form!
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Mike Diva
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Bruce Lee
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I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe!
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EpicLLOYD
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Clint Eastwood
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Do you feel lucky, punk? That's what I'm asking.
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Nice Peter
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Batman
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Nothing makes me laugh, but I bet your raps can,
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Zach Sherwin
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Sherlock Holmes
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Yes, his wealth would allow this adversary of ours to afford the toys he needs
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Kyle Mooney
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Dr. Watson
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Because his flows are so ill!
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EpicLLOYD
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Robin
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I'll blast you with that bat-wack-rap repellent!
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Nice Peter
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Santa Claus
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I bring joy every year. Man, I represent cheer!
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Snoop Dogg
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Moses
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Hand me my chisel, I got a new commandizzle for y'all.
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Jenna Marbles
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Eve
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This battle's gonna end like every argument does
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EpicLLOYD
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Adam
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You got a lotion for this; you got a cream for that.
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Keegan-Michael Key
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Mahatma Gandhi
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I fought the caste system, but you still cannot touch this!
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Jordan Peele
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Martin Luther King Jr.
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I'm the King of civil rights from the city to suburbia!
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EpicLLOYD
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Thomas Edison
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Step up! You'll be shocked when I spit and start static!
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Dante Cimadamore
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Nikola Tesla
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I see a universe of infinite energy
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Nice Peter
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Lance Armstrong
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I admit it: I did what I had to do to win.
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EpicLLOYD
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Babe Ruth
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The Sultan of Swat will knock you right out of the park
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EpicLLOYD
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Skrillex
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I'm a r-r-rock star, mix you with the bass and drop ya!
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Nice Peter
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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
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My music is 200 years old, and it's still excellent!
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Nice Peter
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Grigori Rasputin
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If you're the man of steel, I spit kryptonite!
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EpicLLOYD
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Joseph Stalin
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My own son got locked up in prison, and I didn't save his life!
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Nice Peter
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Vladimir Lenin
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I fought the bondage of classes!
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EpicLLOYD
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Mikhail Gorbachev
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Yo, I'm the host with the most Glasnost!
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Nice Peter
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Vladimir Putin
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You'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP!
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