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Are You Too Dumb to Live 3

Frankly overdue, you dumbasses
This one is mostly about the US; sorry international friends. If it's too hard you can try one of the first two in the series.
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1. 5G phone towers have been known to:
spontaneously combust
activate the Coronavirus
cause cancer
provide superior mobile phone service
2. Joe Biden is:
a cannibalistic Satan-worshipping pedophile
the duly elected 46th president of the United States
a robot controlled by the Deep State and part of an elaborate PsyOp
actually president Trump whose face has been replaced with Deepfake imaging technology
3. COVID-19 is:
the disease caused by the novel coronavirus behind the global pandemic of 2020
a bio weapon engineered in China
basically the flu
a hoax
4. Of the following, the most medically advisable way to prevent contracting COVID-19 is:
Vitamin C
hydroxychloroquine
wrap your head in plastic
get vaccinated
5. Dr. Seuss books are being pulled from publication because:
they contain offensive caricatures steeped in racism
Dr. Seuss was canceled
The Seuss estate is worried about being attacked by, or they are themselves, race-obsessed twits
Theodore Geisel was revealed to be a secret Nazi
6. When ranked against other presidents by experts and historians, ex-president Trump's average ranking is closest to this position:
dead last
10th
31st
1st
7. The British Royal family are:
a bunch of racists
lizard people
an invaluable asset to British tourism
who bloody cares??
8. Jeffrey Epstein mostly likely died in prison when:
he was killed by the Deep State to stop the president from blowing the lid off their conspiracy
he was struck down by Jesus for all his sins
he was murdered by the Clintons to cover up Bill's misdeeds
he killed himself (or was possibly offed by the sitting president and/or vigilante prison guards, but, probably not)
9. The COVID vaccine is endorsed by Bill Gates because:
it's a scam that he's making money off of
he cares about public health
Bill Gates is an anagram of Satan
the vaccine will be used to implant tracking chips in people
10. The planet Earth is:
a virtual world inside a super computer
an oblate spheroid
flat
a disc
11. The U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021, was invaded by:
China
an ignorant mob of Trump supporters misled about the 2020 election
AntiFa
An army of White supremacists bent on establishing a White ethnostate
12. Black Lives Matter is vitally important because:
there is a systematic campaign by White police officers to murder Black people.
most of this racist country does not believe that Black lives are important.
it's not actually. Police reform and gun control are important issues but there is no data to suggest that "Black" people are being murdered by police officers at an alarming rate.
more than twice as many Blacks (vs Whites) are killed by guns in the United States every year.
13. The independent and non-partisan Mueller Report of 2019 clearly indicated:
that Russia had interfered in the US election of 2016, that the Trump campaign had known about and invited this interference, and that Trump himself had obstructed justice at least 10 times attempting to block investigation and prosecution of these crimes
that Trump was totally exonerated of all wrong doing
that the Democrats cooked up the Russia hoax to try and take down the president
that there was NO COLLUSION
14. Power outages and inflated energy prices in Texas during the winter of 2021 were likely caused by:
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the Green New Deal
seeding clouds with silver iodine
unseasonably cold weather (possibly related to climate change) and Republicans de-regulating the energy sector of the state
geoengineering of weather
15. Those who have been found to be most closely linked to the "Pizzagate" child sex trafficking conspiracy include:
John Podesta, Anthony Weiner, and the DNC
Oprah Winfrey, Jimmy Kimmel, Ronald McDonald and Chuck-E-Cheese
Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and the British Royal family
nobody. It's all well-documented horseshit.
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Level 82
Mar 12, 2021
Crap. I forgot to add colloidal silver as a cure for COVID. and everything else, according to one girl who blocked me on Facebook a few years ago.
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Level 82
Mar 12, 2021
Also: regarding the one question here missed most often: there's nothing racist about the Dr. Seuss books that were pulled. All Seuss drawings are caricatures. But we've gotten to a place now, where, apparently, it is impossible to depict a non-white character and not have it be perceived as racist. Understanding this, the Seuss estate pulled these books from re-publication. To either save themselves from, or perhaps invite, controversy. But there was nothing actually racist in the books. Nor was Dr. Seuss canceled... that would be when some oversensitive twits on the Internet independently discovered those pictures and, in their feigned outrage, sought to get Dr. Seuss fired from his job or have all Seuss books removed from libraries and bookstores. That didn't happen. (thought it does happen)
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Level 55
Mar 12, 2021
Before anyone else comments about Q12

Is Black Lives Matter important: yes.

Is it VITALLY(key word is Vitally)important like our lives depend on it: Bit of a stretch to say yes.

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Level 82
Mar 12, 2021
I was a strong supporter back when it was about Trayvon Martin getting murdered by some racist jagoff on the neighborhood watch.

...then it morphed into this huge decentralized organization without any clear unifying principles other than, seemingly, the fallacious belief that there is some sort of African American genocide taking place in America. I think this is harmful and counter-productive. It exacerbates racism and racial tension to spread such lies. It polarizes a debate that ought to be unifying. Statistically speaking, on a per-encounter basis, you are *more* likely to be shot by police if you are "white" than if you are "black." This is just a fact. Most people aren't aware of it but it's true. Also, "black" police officers shoot and kill "black" citizens they interact with at a higher rate than "white" police officers do. Also a fact. Though there is some evidence that "white" police officers are more likely to use other forms of violence against minority suspects.

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Level 82
Mar 12, 2021
But I really do know people who legitimately believe that there is some nationwide conspiracy amongst "white" cops to try and commit genocide against "black" people in the United States, or that shootings by police officer is a leading cause of death in "black" America.... and.... that's just horrible. Nobody should believe that because it's not true and it's just as crazy and upsetting as the people out there who believe that the Democratic party is run by pedophiles and Satan worshippers.
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Level 52
Mar 12, 2021
Your remarks about Black Lives Matter remind me of an insanely stupid conspiracy theory.
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Level 82
Mar 12, 2021
It's funny to me how liberal America in the 1990s and early 2000s loved gentrification... they thought they were saving inner cities (and, obnoxious moral smugness aside, they were). But now it has become a bad word among the same group of people, because it prices out the pimps and crack dealers who used to live in those areas, and, in some cities, in some neighborhoods, those people are disproportionately not "white." Ergo, it's racist to improve urban areas and increase property values. ::eyeroll::

though I don't see why there can't be an easy compromise with this (and in many places there is)... at the same time you're developing an urban area you can also build affordable and sustainable housing in that area. Of course, if poor people move into that housing and it becomes rundown and overrun with crime like the Projects then there will just be more conspiracy theories alleging that this was the plan all along. Hard to win against people committed to finding fault.

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Level 82
Mar 12, 2021
Finally, "black lives matter" is a bit of a strawman statement the way that many people use it because you'd be hard pressed to find anyone who disagrees with that statement. Even most racists wouldn't disagree with that statement. But there's this kind of manufactured outrage and also this celebration of oppressed status - which I also think is very harmful - such as when someone responds angrily to hearing "all lives matter." That's crazy. "All lives" necessarily includes "black lives." If you respond negatively to the "all" statement then it's clear that you care less about protecting people's lives from gun violence than you care about propping up the false narrative of White privilege in America and playing the politics of identity and racial grievance.
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Level 82
Mar 29, 2021
That "all lives can't matter until black lives matter" line, though inexplicably very popular and thus parroted constantly as if it is somehow a brilliant takedown of anyone saying "all live matter," is just so offensively stupid to me... the logic of it is intrinsically self-negating.

"so saying all lives matter is wrong because black lives are included in all lives and black lives don't matter?"

"that's right."

"but saying black lives matter is not only okay, but actually necessary to show that you are not a racist?"

"absolutely."

"okay so why isn't it wrong to say black lives matter when you assert that in this country they do not?"

"but the point is that they DO matter. Or should. But many times they're treated like they do not."

"okay. So... *should* all lives matter?"

"definitely."

"Cool. So I'll say all lives matter to express this idea."

"NOOO!!

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Level 71
Apr 2, 2021
I'm a liberal and overall I support BLM, but also the liberal obsession with semantics is absurd. The whole "ALM" vs "BLM" is a good example. "Defund the Police" is perhaps an even better example. "Defund" isn't even an accurate word, but as long as progressives use it, people are going to think that they actually want to abolish the police in America (some might but the vast majority don't).

The worst thing about this though is not the cancellation or even the limits it places on freedom of speech. It's the fact that this is counter-productive. Good luck getting a "Defund the Police" bill passed in Congress--if you refuse to take anything less than that, then you're not getting any police reform whatsoever. After San Francisco for some reason inexplicably renamed its "Abraham Lincoln" school, I read an article pointing out that they should be making sure that the thousands of poor kids without access to education rn get back to school as soon as possible instead of virtue signaling.

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Level 71
Apr 2, 2021
On a different note, while I do think police brutality is a problem in America and would like a police reform bill, I feel like BLM has to a certain extent shifted the focus of "race" in America to just one issue. The deaths of Black Americans from police brutality is extremely small compared to, for example, their deaths from the broken healthcare system. This isn't even mentioning issues like housing, education, and criminal justice reform. And, of course, if we want to eliminate hate crimes, we NEED gun control immediately. We should focus on issues that would deliver the most benefit for the Black community, and so I don't think responding to police brutality should be our #1 priority.
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Level 82
Apr 2, 2021
Agree. Though I think we are able to respond to multiple problems at the same time. And, personally, perhaps somewhat selfishly as someone who has multiple times been on the receiving end of poor police training, been pulled over and ticketed for no good reason, had a loaded gun pointed square at my chest for no good reason, been arrested for no good reason (but if I bring any of this up I'm probably being racist because I'm not the correct color of person that's allowed to complain about this stuff)... I do think that police reform is something that is long, long overdue. However, making it a racial issue is both #1 completely unnecessary and misses the whole point of what's wrong, as the only data available shows that racial bias is NOT a factor when it comes to improper police shootings etc., and #2 sooooo depressingly counter-productive. If you really want to affect change and get everyone behind an issue, saying that it ONLY affects one small subset of the population is dumb.
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Level 74
Mar 12, 2021
Jeez, Kal. I understand what you are getting at but this seems a tad aggressive
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Level 55
Mar 12, 2021
Blame the Harsh language on the people who invented the wrong answers not Kal.
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Level 74
Mar 12, 2021
Though I agree with nearly all of Kal's points, the way these points are delivered makes Kal seem just as ignorant as the people he's so ruthlessly putting down.
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Level 82
Mar 12, 2021
Ignorant how?
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Level 74
Mar 12, 2021
I do not believe you are ignorant, but this quiz may make you SEEM ignorant to many. I believe the aggressive and opinionated tone of this quiz makes you look like a crazy idiot, and I do not feel that is what you are.
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Level 82
Mar 12, 2021
That's kind of part of the plan, honestly... provocation toward thought... making people uncomfortable and forcing them to reconsider their own ideas. I know that people will call me an idiot if I disagree with their poorly-supported ideas. That happens all the time.
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Level 82
Mar 12, 2021
Politely and cautiously introducing people to contrary facts or opinions is another way to try and change people's minds... but... I don't think that it's necessarily more effective or less ignorant to do it that way. (I could be wrong) And that's not the spirit of this quiz series. But I think I understand what you are saying now.
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Level 62
Mar 12, 2021
Had no idea about most of the questions, used common sense to get 13(14)/15. Misclicked on the covid question and got the Dr.Seuss one wrong (no idea about what that is).
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Level 82
Mar 12, 2021
This one is quite a bit more challenging than the previous two (which were stupidly easy). I'm willing to commute the death penalty on account of your honesty.
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Level 54
Mar 13, 2021
I guessed 7 correct
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Level 52
Mar 13, 2021
What scares me more than your low score is the fact that you had to guess them.
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Level 68
Mar 14, 2021
Why is Black in quotation marks? I'm not here to get political or into an argument, I'm just not sure.
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Level 82
Mar 14, 2021
Because race in homo sapiens is an invented social construct with no basis in biology that objectively does not exist. But many people use racial descriptors such as "Black," "White," or "Asian" to refer to these mythical races as well as to the people that they have decided belong to them. I try to avoid referring to people as Black or White without the quotes because this would imply that I erroneously believed these labels to be meaningful or real. But I can say "Black" men and then what I'm implying is that I'm referring to men that have been called "Black" by others. So I'm quoting those other people without agreeing with their categorization.
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Level 68
Mar 28, 2021
Oh thanks for responding! Good points.
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Level 82
Mar 14, 2021
and.... for those who actually know what they are talking about... this is not a political opinion. It's a fact of history and science. Google "American Anthropological Association Statement on Race," if you want a more thorough explanation.
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Level 67
Feb 12, 2022
It's weird too because when I was in college in the mid-2000s, "race is a social construct" was the far-left, progressive view. Fast-forward 15 years, and now downplaying race makes you an ignorant racist.
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Level 82
Feb 13, 2022
It's mostly ignorant racists who would call someone an ignorant racist for acknowledging the scientific and historical fact that race in homo sapiens is socially constructed. But, yes, you're right. It's sad. Free speech, also, used to be considered a liberal issue, to defend against censorship by conservatives who were pro-censorship on moral or culturally chauvinistic grounds. Now it has become more of a conservative issue, and I see so-called "liberals" actually straight up saying that free speech is bad.

Sadly there are racists, enemies of freedom, fascists and authoritarians on all sides of politics. Extremes at any end ought to be avoided. Issues migrate from one camp to another based on political climate and current events and who is in power. It's so disappointing to me to see, sometimes, both left and right now united on certain issues such as sex negativity (by a coalition of Bible thumping prude and man-hating feminists). Keep your feet planted and remember what's right.

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Level 74
Apr 2, 2021
This was interesting. I was expecting the answers I chose for the Dr. Suess and BLM questions to be labeled as wrong - and was pleasantly surprised when they weren't. Thanks for another great installment in the series.
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Level 82
Apr 2, 2021
Since I reset the scores only 21% arrived at the correct answer for the Seuss question. But at least 100% have known that 5G mobile phone networks don't activate the Coronavirus. So, that's something.
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Level 57
Apr 15, 2021
I agree, I really like this series.
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Level 72
May 14, 2021
Question 6 is objectively false. Exactly two rankings of presidents by experts and historians have been conducted that have included Trump. In the first, Trump was ranked last. In the second, Trump beat both A. Johnson and Buchanan. So it's not accurate to say he is "usually" dead last, because half the time is not usually. On average, he is ranked 43. Unless you know of a ranking not included in the Wiki article, or you have a reason to believe the APSA is substantially better than the Siena.
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Level 82
May 14, 2021
That's not how it would work. You have to average together all of the rankings of each president and see where they usually place. And then after that, rank all presidents according to where they usually place, arriving at their final objective rank. Being ranked dead last and 3rd-to-last is the worst aggregate set of finishes of any president in US history. Also the question clearly says "to the nearest rank" and 43rd is not one of the available options. So your comment is objectively wrong.
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Level 82
May 14, 2021
If you look at Johnson or Buchanan, runners-up, neither has been ranked dead last fully 50% of the time that they've ever been ranked. Johnson even showed up in the 3rd quartile in earlier rankings. Buchanan has often been ranked 2nd-to-last or 3rd-to-last, but only came in dead last place about a quarter of the time. No president in history has ever failed to get above 50% approval in their entire term. And every smart and informed person in the world believes that Trump's view by historians will only trend sharply down into the foreseeable future. Trump's achievements in badness are historic and unprecedented. Any information source telling you otherwise is almost guaranteed to be biased or (more likely) deliberately misleading you either for advertising dollars or some other nefarious agenda. Any person believing otherwise is necessarily ignorant. There are no two ways about this.
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Level 82
May 14, 2021
Also, I assume there have been many more rankings by experts that included Trump aside from the two referenced in the Wiki article. Every credible source always has Trump ranked at or near the bottom. And... again... I would direct you to read the precise wording of the question, reflect on the fact that it is multiple choice, and figure out what is the best available answer.

Each question on this quiz is supposed to have one correct answer mixed in with 3 common (ludicrous and insane) misconceptions. The common misconception about Trump is not that Trump he usually ranked 42nd or 43rd... it's that he's actually "not that bad" or "mediocre" or even "good"... or that people only dislike him because he tweets a lot and really he wasn't a bad president.. Believing in any of these things is exactly equivalent to believing that the Earth is flat or that 5G phone towers activate the coronavirus. It is an opinion entirely divorced from reality. Demonstrably and objectively.

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Level 72
May 15, 2021
1. I'm not disputing the general premise of the question. But the wording "to the nearest rank" implies, at least to me, that you are just rounding to the nearest whole number, not to the nearest option. Changing the question to ask for the best answer of the four given would make it objectively correct. The question also doesn't ask about *all* rankings of presidents by historians, it asks about what happens "when [Trump is] ranked against other presidents." So the ranking from the 80s that had Johnson outperforming Grant somehow are not relevant because they were not "ranking [Trump] against other presidents." Again, you could change this to be objectively correct with something along the lines of "from the aggregate of all presidential rankings by experts and historians, where is president Trump placed."
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Level 72
May 15, 2021
2. Bringing up approval ratings in a discussion of Buchanan and A. Johnson is irrelevant and stupid.

3. Maybe Trump's view by historians will trend sharply down, but barring him successfully winning a second term in 2024, I'm not sure what could happen that would make that happen. Will any new revelations come to light about "badness" we hadn't accounted for? Perhaps a hyperinflation crisis that is blamed on Trump reckless spending? But it's worth noting that for every president since Reagan, historical rankings have overall trended up.

4. Regardless of historical rankings, you seem to believe it is objectively true that Trump is the worst president of all time. So why even bother citing historians? Just ask where Trump (objectively) ranks in terms of presidents, and have it out in the comment section. Because why would you even want to cite historians if some of them (from the Siena poll) are "biased or deliberately misleading" us? Just state what you believe the objective truth.

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Level 82
May 15, 2021
1. I'm sorry that you failed to understand the implication. You could have stated this in a less obnoxious and overlong way and avoided appearing so asinine. I'll consider perhaps refining the exact wording of the question in the future. I'm also sorry that you don't understand how multiple choice quizzes work. I thought we all learned about that in elementary school. My bad. And finally, I'm sorry that you don't seem to understand how to average all of these different polls together. I tried to explain above. This could be my fault if the explanation was not clear.

2. Many of your comments here are irrelevant and stupid. Or just deliberately confrontational. Either way, tiresome. Persist and I will block you from commenting on this quiz. If you don't understand how bringing up ironclad evidence of Trump's extreme badness is not relevant to an explanation of why this question and its answer fits on this quiz, a quiz about common misconceptions held by unintelligent people...

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Level 82
May 15, 2021
... that do not conform to reality, then I suspect that this quiz might not be for you.

3. They will trend down. For one thing, both of the polls cited by Wikiepedia took place before his refusal to acknowledge his election loss, the January 6th insurrection, his record-setting 2nd impeachment, and the start of his ignominious reign as GOP-leader-and-fake-president-in-exile from Mar a Lago, where he continues to do damage to the country. The first of the two polls was very early, before the Mueller report, before the first impeachment, and quite a few other things. New revelations about Trump's badness, corruption, and criminality are, in fact, continuing to come to light every day since he left office. Most recently we had testimony from Trump's former acting defense secretary on Jan 6 that shed more light on just how derelict and reprehensible Trump's actions on that day were. Like yesterday. Given that Trump's administration was the least transparent and most corrupt...

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Level 82
May 15, 2021
... in US history, there is no reason to believe that such revelations will even slow down in the future. Particularly as Giuliani moves closer to indictment and SDNY and other offices continue pressing forward in their investigation into Trump and his associates' finances. New information has been coming out rapidly and regularly for anyone paying attention. And, even if that weren't the case, there's still the fact that historians continually revise their opinions of presidents as the years go by. I anticipate that as the decades tick on the general public will somewhat lose sight of just how completely awful Trump was, especially since the GOP has demonstrated that, after toying with the idea of trying to divorce their dear leader in January, they are all in at this point and their wagons are hitched to his banner for good or for ill. So this means in the coming years and decades there will be a persistent effort to whitewash and reform the image of the failed president. ...
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Level 82
May 15, 2021
... however, I have more faith in the experts and historians, many of whom were reluctant to rank a sitting president as the worst of all time but won't have the same qualms now that he's out of office, and who will actually read and study the wealth of information and data coming out about the administration in the future as they attempt to get a stronger handle of just how bad it was in the greater context of history. As they do this, it's difficult to imagine Trump's reputation going anywhere but down.

I admit, on this one point, which is not relevant to the quiz anyway except insofar as increasing the likelihood that question 6 will remain accurate in perpetuity, I am basing this not entirely on objective and empirical fact but simply my own, justifiably confident, extremely well-informed opinion. Which brings us to...

4. This quiz and the questions on it, same as every quiz in the series, is not based on my opinion, belief, or feelings. ....

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Level 82
May 15, 2021
... I bother citing historians because the question is about expert opinion. This shouldn't be hard to understand. The common misconception people have is that Trump is a good or mediocre president or that the "fake news media" is being hysterical and suffering from TDS, and somehow overreacting by daily reporting on the man's many failings. This opinion is unfounded and absurd. THAT is the misconception that question 6 is aimed at. There is no misconception about MY belief or opinion... I am a nobody. My opinion doesn't matter and aside from a handful of JetPunk users nobody knows what it is. There are no misconceptions about it. Asking about it would make for a really dumb and out of place question. And the Siena poll was not biased or misleading..... do you really not understand the difference between the numbers 42 and 22? I said that any information source that told you Trump was something other than terrible, and at or near the bottom, was biased or misleading.
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Level 82
May 15, 2021
The Siena poll, which ranked Donald Trump in the bottom 3 presidents of all time, certainly doesn't fit that description. Dead last or bottom 3 ... still at or near the bottom.

Reread what I wrote, maybe, and think harder before you respond again if you respond again. I don't feel like explaining this a 3rd time.

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Level 72
May 15, 2021
I never questioned the fitness of the question and its answer on the quiz. With that in mind, I recognize that my original comment was unnecessarily confrontational, and for that I apologize. I will stand by my initial comment that your initial wording of the question made the answer not totally accurate. Though it was still the best answer of the four. I agree that discussing wherever his future approval ratings may fall is not relevant, though you were the one that brought it up. I am also less, say, optimistic than you that historians et al will not fall into the same trend as the general public. And I found bringing up approval ratings irrelevant because those are not the same things as historical ratings. I see your point about the need to cite historians because of the number of people who don't realize the seriousness of Trump's badness. What I said was mostly a response to your blanket statement about anyone who disputes Trump's singular badness (as the Siena poll did).
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Level 82
May 15, 2021
One final point: yes, of course the rankings from the 80s are relevant. We're looking at how all presidents are ranked by historians. Think of it like Formula 1. If there are 4 races. And Ferrari finishes 3rd in one, 1st in one, 7th in one, and 2nd in another.... and then McLaren comes into the last two, finishing 1st in one and 3rd in another but they skipped the first two races... okay Ferrari would still win because of the points system maybe this is a bad analogy. But put that aside and consider which team had the better average finish? You wouldn't ONLY consider the last two races because the first two didn't include McLaren... those races contain valuable data points that will make your conclusions more relevant and accurate. And you wouldn't simply average the numbers together to get a mean and say McLaren is 2nd and Ferrari is 4th. Maybe no other make had more than 1 finish in the top 3. You would conclude on average McLaren performed best and Ferrari 2nd best.
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Level 72
May 15, 2021
I'll also note that most of the people who believe Trump is the single best president of all time (or even the tenth) probably *don't* give much more credit to the word of historians. Historians are just liberals and elitists who can be hand-waved away as lying because they have "TDS."
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Level 82
May 15, 2021
... I'd still say that the Siena poll points toward Trump being one of the worst presidents in US history. Not THE WORST, yes. But... like I tried to say a few times... the misconception about Trump isn't that he's the worst or 2nd to worst or 3rd to worst... it's that he's actually not that bad at all. He's closer to being ranked dead last by all these polls than he is to being ranked middle of the pack, by a long shot.
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Level 72
May 15, 2021
Though, actually, I'll take that back, because there is probably a class of people in the middle who might say "ohh, Trump is bad, but if you look at all of history, he's not as bad as the MSM makes him seem...." Those people might not think he's number 1, but perhaps only number 31. And that is a misconception that can be corrected. So you're right here.
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Level 82
May 15, 2021
as for historians being liberals and elites... more nonsense. Most historians are pretty conservative. And one thing I liked about the APSA poll is that they had each historian identify as Republican, Democrat, or independent, and even amongst Republican presidential historians, I think Trump finished in the bottom 4 presidents of all time.
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Level 72
May 15, 2021
Of course polls from the 80s have some relevance to the issue at hand. I was just saying they didn't have any relevance to the question because of the way you worded it around "rankings of Trump against other presidents."
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Level 82
May 15, 2021
to your 2nd-to-last comment: yes, exactly. I actually think QuizMaster falls into that category. Undoubtedly a very smart guy... but... his disdain for politics I assume has led to him being pretty disengaged with what's happening in the political sphere, and so he's taken to repeating the false meme that the "mainstream media" is just liberal and biased and their focus on the failings of the last president is partisan overreaction. It's not. Many of Trump's most ardent critics in the media are diehard conservatives and lifelong Republicans...
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Level 72
May 15, 2021
I see you changed the question. Thank you for doing that. It is now, in fact, objectively correct. Although, personally, I would think it might be better to ask where Trump ranks on an average of all presidential rankings. This brings in the polls from the 80s that we were discussing, which I agree are relevant to the issue at hand, and seems to further emphasize Trump unique badness. It also, IMHO, sounds less wordy.
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Level 72
May 15, 2021
I wouldn't put too much stock in the ability of people who think Trump is the best ever to be swayed by Republican historians. Remember, this was the crowd that was ready to hang Mike Pence, and he's not even a moderate! You can only imagine how they really feel about Steve Schmidt and friends.

At the end of the day, I recognize that considering our state of relative agreement, my initial comment was unnecessarily confrontational. Thank you for changing it to be objectively correct. I respect you for making the quiz, Kal, and I respect you for standing by the things you believe no matter who it pisses off (re: Dr. Suess, BLM). You never fail to make things interesting!

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Level 82
May 15, 2021
okay sorry I can't shut up.

Another thought about historians vs general public view of Trump and where it might go: ... I feel like you are probably wrong to assume that historians' view will track with the general public's view. For two reasons. One, the largest factor contributing to what I think will be a rosier view of Trump in the future by the layman, which I didn't actually mention above but sort of implied, is just that through the passage of time people tend to forget. The average person in 20 years is not going to remember the daily absolutely insane tweets, nor the repeated willful cruelty, nor the constant revolving door of cabinet members and government officials, nor quite a few other things that to most people are either not that interesting or just incidental. A few key moments will stick out in their minds and the rest will be forgotten and they will lose sight of ALL the many reasons why the man was terrible. Good historians won't.

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Level 82
May 15, 2021
The second thing is that, even though Republicans are going to try hard to make the public believe that Trump wasn't so bad in the coming decade, because they have decided that they can't win without Trump's base and so they're going to keep on kissing his ring and going along with his lies.... I really don't think that most of the Republicans in power actually believe this crap. I mean I know most of them don't. Just compare statements that Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz, McCarthy or McConnell made about Trump before the 2016 election and after, and then shortly after the Jan 6th insurrection and a few days/weeks beyond..... they are all so *obviously* lying when they praise Trump. Minus a few insane outliers like Marjorie Taylor Greene. And I'm sure that conservative historians fall into the same camp. They see through Trump.

Compare this to a figure like Reagan, where conservatives became more reverent as time went on, but that reverence was genuine not forced for political gain.

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Level 82
May 15, 2021
Thanks for the kind words. And I respect your willingness to sort out a misunderstanding or Internet kerfuffle without contributing to its degeneration as most reflexively do. Including myself sometimes.

One last statement, though: I stick to what is true. Not what I believe. And what I believe is that truth is very important. Honesty is important. I want to believe and know as many true things as possible, and I want to believe as few untrue things as possible. If the truth conflicts with some ideology or value or political goal or personal preference of mine.... I very much want to know about it. I want to be proven wrong. I don't respect people who stick to their beliefs even in the face of overwhelming evidence that they shouldn't. I think that's the principle problem with a lot of political ideas, such as the one most BLM supporters embrace that black people are terribly oppressed. If they would just look at the data objectively they could see that it's not so bad.

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Level 82
May 15, 2021
I changed the wording slightly. It doesn't read as cleanly anymore. But maybe it will inspire fewer stupid complaints. (probably not, though)
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Level 82
May 16, 2021
I changed the wording a second time and I'm happier with it now. Reads clean again, and is less potentially confusing. Thanks for helping me clean up the language, Chief.
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Level 56
May 16, 2021
I like to return to this quiz to see the threads that come out of it, and each time I leave thoroughly impressed. I really do admire your ability and want to strive for truth whatever means necessary. I also love how you're always willing to make others get "uncomfy" by challenging their ideas.

Also, I'd like to say, regarding your comments on QM's last quiz, you're definitely not crazy.

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Level 70
Jun 8, 2021
None of the questions have the correct answer as an option!

1. Enslave the world under a globalist autocracy

2. Just a puppet of Kamala Harris

3. An acronym for "certificate of vaccination identification"

4. Get Kenneth Copeland to magic it away

5. Of direct orders from the Illuminati

6. None of them since he is still the president, don't trust the lying MSM

7. Worse than Hitler

8. Bill Gates activated the explosive device in his vaccine microchip

9. It is the mark of the beast

10. A cube

11. Lizard people

12. Society is just as racist as it has always been, people just use more dog whistling to hide it

13. That Donald Trump is the second coming of Christ

14. George Soros

15. Alex Jones and Michael Flynn

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Level 82
Jun 8, 2021
You raise some interesting points.
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Level 89
Oct 7, 2021
It's always interesting when people, whether partisan slaves or self-professed knowledgeable types proclaim a recent president "worst ever". Sure, Trump had unprecedented singular incidents. But he never attacked a foreign country for economic gain, massacred Indians, owned slaves, jailed movie makers who portrayed the British as the enemy in a movie about the Revolutionary War because they were our current allies, suspended habeus corpus, ended Reconstruction and rights of an entire race just to give his party the presidency for 4 years, ordered gas attacks on peacefully assembled WW1 veterans of combat gas attcks (and their families), etc., etc., etc.

He was and is a total chode, but he has some serious competition in the evil human being as president department.

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Level 82
Oct 7, 2021
He did gas peaceful protestors (for a photo op). Everything he did was for personal political or financial gain, often right out in the open, including the bombing of Syria he ordered, the assassination of Qasem Soleimani which could have easily led to war, his holding up of delivering needed aid to an ally (Ukraine) in war time to gain leverage in an attempt to bully said ally into digging up dirt on a political rival, his repeated attempts to break up or undermine NATO or remove sanctions placed in response to the invasion of Crimea to the military advantage of Russia, or his downplaying and gross mishandling of the Coronavirus which led directly to more Americans dying than died in the Civil War - so yes he attacked many countries including his own for economic gain (and which other presidents did that? Bush didn't. That's a lie. Trump is also the 1st president in history to not divest himself from financial conflicts of interest).
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Level 82
Oct 7, 2021
There was also that time he signed off on the destruction of Kurdistan by Russia and Turkey, presumably because he owns a couple of properties in Istanbul - something that he said himself before the election would make it impossible for him to deal fairly with Turkey. He didn't massacre anyone per se but he did put kids in cages, separate families from each other when cruelty was the overt goal of the policy not security or efficiency or rule of law or anything else, just cruelty driven by racist animosity. He also endorsed and praised Chinese concentration and forced labor camps for ethnic minorities. He endorsed Saudi and Russian murder of journalists, often intimating that he wished he had the same power. He openly attacked and mocked a Gold Star family. His openly racist attitudes toward Muslims, Mexicans, etc have been shown to have led directly toward upticks in racial violence including inspiring the 2019 El Paso shooting and others.
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Level 82
Oct 7, 2021
Finally his open and ongoing attacks on US democracy have been far worse than the Compromise of 1877. Far worse. And they're not over. A backroom deal to share power isn't even close to what he did. He tried to steal an election that he lost, then incited a violent insurrection against the US Capitol to try and stop the certification of his opponent's win. No other president in history has done that. No other president has been so hopelessly self-serving and narcissistic that they did not care even a little bit about what was good for the country and so refused to acknowledge they had lost an election and done everything they could to resist a peaceful transfer of power. And the rest of what he has done, which could fill an encyclopedia because there really were daily impeachable offenses - goes WAY beyond "being a chode." His level of corruption and criminality are unparalleled in US history. Blows Nixon and Harding clear out of the water. Not even close.
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Level 82
Oct 7, 2021
Same goes for his level of incompetence, stupidity, ignorance... he is clearly so much worse than any president that came before in so many ways. Yes, sometimes people in the present are ignorant when they say the last sitting president was the worst of all time. This isn't a case of that. It's a case of the opposite: many ignorant people claiming that Trump just wasn't that bad when they seem to have no idea the full extent of what was going on (my posts don't scratch the surface).

As for the hundreds of experts and historians of all political persuasions who spent a lifetime gaining the knowledge necessary to make such a determination and who side with me on the subject of this twice impeached ex-president - they aren't "self-professed" knowledgeable types... they are just knowledgeable types. Others profess them to be so. That's why they're polled for their professional opinions. They're not just randos with anonymous handles commenting on the Internet.

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Level 67
Feb 12, 2022
I think 1/6 sealed it for good. No other president tried to overturn the results of a free and fair election and incite a riot that could have had killed sitting members of Congress (and did kill several people, including a police officer). Of course, slaves and war are reprehensible, but context matters. Slavery was accepted, however wrongly, during Washington's time. Trump's behavior is beyond the pale even by the standards of his time.
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Level 82
Feb 13, 2022
and the efforts are ongoing...
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Level 51
Feb 11, 2022
1. even though trump is terrible president and i believe that historians ranked him dead last it seems stupid to put him below andrew jackson or andrew johnson etc

2. i would say that the royal family are pretty important to british tourism, though maybe not invaluable

3. alarming is "subjective" but data does show that black people in the US are over 2x more likely to be killed by police than white people, which is a pretty significant difference. arguably black lives matter is about more than black people being murdered by police officers- its about attitudes and values that police hold against black people and the the role they play in society, these attitudes cause black people to die for stupid reasons

4. regardless of whether the books shouldve been pulled from publication, some of his work (not books) are very much offensive caricatures

overall while you're entitled to your own opinion a lot of this seems too subjective to straight up call people dumb for disagreeing with you

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Level 82
Feb 12, 2022
1. The hate Andrew Jackson gets is pretty new-fangled. He's more often ranked among the best presidents than the worst. Though... Trump was a big fan because someone said that they were similar. Johnson, on the other hand, is one of the rare US presidents sometimes ranked below Donald, depending on who you ask and which poll you look at. James Buchanan is the other.

2. I disagree passionately with the argument that British royals are important for tourism. I've been to London many times and the one time I got dragged along to see the changing of the guard at Buckingham Palace was the single worst thing I've ever done there. They could abolish the monarchy tomorrow and it's not like the Tower of London or crown jewels would disappear. I don't believe they would lose a single tourist, either, minus the handful who might come to see a royal wedding or some Jubilee. But is that handful justified by the enormous expense of keeping the Windsors on the dole? Highly doubtful.

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Level 82
Feb 12, 2022
3. Are you aware of the data that also shows that on a per-encounter basis "white" suspects are actually more likely to be shot by police than "black" ones? And that "black" police officers are more likely to shoot "black" suspects than "white" officers? The thing is that "black" Americans live more often in poor neighborhoods, crime-ridden neighborhoods, and in inner cities where they are much more likely to encounter police. That accounts for the higher number of "black" shooting victims. But multiple studies have shown that "race" and "racism" are not factors in these shootings. So... focusing exclusively on "race," IMO, ends up doing a lot more harm than good as it ignores the real problems such as... poverty, police brutality generally, gun violence generally, rates of gun ownership, urban crime, inadequate police training, and the fact that police are called on to handle situations they're not equipped or trained to handle like mental health problems...
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Level 82
Feb 13, 2022
(also bear in mind that the only way that you can say there is a higher number of "black" shooting victims is if you adjust the numbers based on the proportion of the total population they make up. Without this adjustment, in absolute terms, many more "white" people get shot each year by police than "black" people.)
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Level 82
Feb 12, 2022
... it also, of course, increases feelings of bitterness, resentment, racial animosity, distrust of police officers, etc. It makes the situation worse, not better. In my, admittedly subjective, opinion. As I mentioned above, I was all on board with the movement back when it was only about Trayvon Martin getting murdered in his own neighborhood by some racist jagoff. But... it morphed into something other than that. Something arguably more harmful than necessary. And I say this as someone who is very concerned about police shootings, gun violence, and racism. But also as someone who thinks that it's counterproductive trying to tackle these problems without honestly looking at the data and trying to get to the true root of the problems.

4. No they are not. All Seuss drawings are caricatures. There's nothing inherently offensive about those drawings. You are offended. They're not offensive. There's a difference.

5. The "dumb" in the title is tongue-in-cheek

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Level 82
Feb 12, 2022
I don't think you are dumb. Even if you still disagree with any of these points. .. some of the ideas that lead to people disagreeing with some of these things I do think are dumb. But that's also different.
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Level 35
Sep 29, 2022
I honestly just chose random answers lmao, but I like your political views, kalbahamut.
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Level 59
Mar 16, 2023
I agree with the British royal family question
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Level 55
Jul 7, 2023
I got all of them wrong :(
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Level 66
Nov 5, 2023
Tough quiz. Only got two.
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Level 50
Mar 9, 2024
100%
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Level 49
Mar 20, 2024
11/15 :)