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Try and guess the answer of the joke and enter the answer into the box, if unable to guess the correct answer, just laugh! :)
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Last updated: May 5, 2014
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef
What's the difference between a smart man and a stupid man?
Nothing. They both think they know everything
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Damn
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
How many of you believe in telekinesis?...
Raise my hand
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly
How did the police scare the bugs away?
They called for the S.W.A.T team
What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers
What did the birdy say when if flew over wal-mart?
Cheap, cheap, cheap
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
Odor in the court
Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Fo Drizzle
Where does a sheep go for a haircut?
The baaaa baaa shop
What goes ha ha thump?
A man laughing his head off
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imafishtank
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May 5, 2014
I'm laughing so hard!! Only one I would change at all is I'd accept "baarber shop"
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