100 Funniest Place Names In The World (In My Opinion)

  1. Tasmania- Eggs and Bacon Bay 

I just can't get past Eggs and Bacon. It's an actual city! Imagine just saying we're gonna go to Eggs and Bacon...the first thing I'd assume is that you're going to breakfast. But the context is so different. Lmao.

2. France- Anus

Oh god. Anus.....for some reason the first thing I thought of was Ur-anus. But the fact that it's an actual planet shocks me now that I know of Anus.

But Anus sounds like a cool place just from the name, so let's visit?

3. Denmark- Middelfart

Lmao. The first thing coming to mind after hearing 'Middelfart' is that it sounds like 'fart' but in a Dutch accent. Idk why, but yeah. Deep stuff.

4. New Zealand- Te Puke

Ahh yes. The city of Te Puke.

I can just imagine a Russian guy saying 'Te Puke'? But what he's trying to say is 'Did you puke'?

It's just to fun to say Te Puke too...it'll never get old.

5. Canada- St. Louis Du Ha! Ha!

I'm not lying...it's a real place. Even with the exclamation points. My first reaction was probably the same as yours....👀 .

I have to come here though, because it seems like an epic place.

6. Antarctica- The Office Girls

Who said I couldn't do Antarctica? The Office Girls is here! You gotta visit! Besides, it sounds like a lot of the Office was filmed here. Because it's called The Office Girls? Get it?

7. French Polynesia- Disappointment Islands

Ahh yes. The land of Disappointment. That's all you can get here. My first reaction? It was this-🤦🏻‍♂️ .

But then I thought to myself, the French Polynesians who live here must be used to all of the attention. But at the same time, it's so underrated.

8. England- Butt Hole Road

....I'm not trying to be influential here....

I just wonder about the people who live here...because such a place that exists in this world. Butt Hole Road. Why, you may ask? Ask the people who live here. They've had to put such a name on this world map, just to embarrass themselves. That's sorta contradicting to themselves...but what can I say? I just write the names, not make them. If I had the powers to make these, who knows where I woulda been?

9. Australia- Equation Road

Australia has so many math-related town and street names. It makes me think Australians love math. It's alright, but there are so many things better than math in this world.

So when a person sees Equation Road, they might laugh, they might scream, they might cry, or do some other reaction.

10. Spain- Poo

Lmaoooooo...imagine being from Poo.

'Heya peeps. Where y'all from?'

This guy says, 'Yo! I'm a Spanish guy from a town called Poop.'

I kinda feel like that's something you should keep to yourself buddy.

But I just wonder who can be such an idiot to name a town that, and actually have people living there. Unless if it was the people's choice.

11. Norway- A

It's just called A. It's like how I just randomly text people the letter just to make the chat not dead for a couple minutes. But turns out I kill the chat for even longer. That's just my speciality, okay?

12. Czech Republic- Horni Police

First of all, if any Czech is reading this, I'm sorry I forgot the accent mark.

Now that that's a thing of the past, this one has to be my favorite.

I gotta applaud the Czech for having some brains to make up an actually funny and decent name.

Just imagine saying, 'Ello, I'm from Horni Police!'

13. Hungary- Butt Heath

So in Hungarian, this town would be called Fenékpuszta. That also sounds interesting if I do say so myself.

But when I saw that Butt Heath was the translation..........

14. United States- Duckwater

This one took me a while, because I know so many funny town names in America. But here we have Duckwater.

And it's so funny because you'd just think that it's duck-flavored water or there's a huge lake with just ducks. Instead the town is called Duckwater for some odd reason..

15. Turkey- Batman

Okay, okay, y'all may say 'I'm throwin a Spongebob at y'all.' (I got that from somewhere btw) Anyways, why Batman? It's funny, but it's not.

16. Austria- Fugging

I know most of you (MOST OF YOU) know what the old name was. But just for PG purposes, let's stay non-inflammatory (if that's a word). But just imagine saying the real name, and then just 'children' or 'school'. You'd think they're saying that that place sucks or smth. But they're talking about the town.....not the town.....

17. Germany- Wank

For those of you who don't know what 'Wank' means, it means that you're stupid. Just kidding. It's the past tense of wink. But in town form. This is just funny because lmaoo...you're trying to name something someone does...so it's like the residents of the town can only do that for talking, reacting, or trying to talk, or trying to talk.

18. Philippines- Sexmoan

Sexmoan....it's funny...but it's also not. Sex and moan sound funny together. Just like my county...Middle and sex. Okay that was so random, I am so sorry. But something just sounds funny about Sexmoan. And I get that I'm contradicting myself, but it's not like you aren't either.

19. China- Longdong

Yes, yes. Dong rhymes with long. That's why it's funny. Yes, yes. But no. Longdong sounds like ding-dong. No, not the doorbell type ding-dong. The you-call-a-person-type-of-ding-dong. Except this is Longdong. Which is better because the person doesn't know what you're calling them.

20. Madagascar- Gogogogo

I saw something else when I read this name. You wanna know, what? Googoogoo. It sounds like this town is obsessed with the feeding babies.

I dunno why, but that just seems like the randomest thing to say....

21. Scotland- Twatt

Believe it or not, Scotland has two Twatts. And it sounds just a bit slightly odd. Just saying 'Twatt' sounds a bit slightly odd.

Just imagine saying, "Hello, I'm from Twatt." "Twatt sounds a bit slightly odd, don't you think?"

22. Wales- Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Imagine having a blog without including Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

I probably spelled it wrong too, but I'm pretty sure 99.999999999% of people in this world will get the same result.

Anyways, whoever named this town must have tons have 2,000,000 iq, because it's a unique one.

It's also funny because it's just gibberish put together, and there are still so many people in this world who can still say that town name.

23. Ireland- Doody's Bottom

Wow, I can't believe I've heard this town before. It's like Ireland and the UK have all the actually-decent-smart people, and the rest of the world is just copying their ways.

But I can assure you I'm gonna find Doody's Bottom one day and live there.

24. Jamaica- I-No-Call-Yu-Noh-Come

This is another one of those ones (you prolly have no idea what I'm talking about). This town is one of those other gibberish-word-put-together-names. Like they aren't even real words, and somehow I cracked up at first sight.

25. Argentina- Moron

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 . What can I say? I guess everyone here is a moron. (And I'm not trying to judge a book by it's cover.)

26. Sweden- Grandson

This isn't funny. It's just strange. Physc (or however you spell it). It's funny. And it's funny because everyone who lives here is a grandson, most probably. I think.

27. Poland- Police

Well, a place with most-probably real security.

28. Japan- Obama

"Hello, I'm from Obama."

"Wait, don't you mean you are Obama?"

"Do I look like Obama to you?"

"Then why did you say you're from Obama."

"Obama is a town name you boofhead!"

29. Bulgaria- Longsexville

In Bulgarian, you would say some random name that I don't know how to say. But in English, you would say Longsexville.

Longsexville 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 .

30. Portugal- Dog's Face

This one isn't literal (for obvious reasons). The Portuguese way to say this would be (I almost said color a boca for some reason) Focinho de Cão. That also sounds quite hilarious...but English has a way of making everything more amusing. Like Dog's Face...who woulda imagined that as a name?

31. England- Boggy Bottom

Okay, I know I did England. But I'm running out of funny town names 😭 .

Anyways, now that that temper tantrum is over, here we have Boggy Bottom. And it's just hilarious to say, think, and think.

Like it's a real town.....................

32. Norway- Hell

Welcome to Hell everybody. Literal Hell. You do not wanna know how cold it gets up here.

Okay, but if you wanna know, the coldest it gets here is -51 celsius. Yeah, you don't wanna come in the winter..

33. Canada- Dildo

Ayyyy, Dildo. The way this town got it's name is rather funny and philosophical.

This town got its name from the "phallus-shaped pin stuck in the edging of a row boat to act as a pivot for the oar."

Okay, let me just say, I have not been paying attention in vocabulary class....because I have no idea what practically any of those words mean.

But Dildo is a funny name...let's just end it there.

34. England- Penistone

I always read this as something else.....but Penistone is something to laugh at. That is once I actually read the name correctly.

But why won't you laugh at Penistone. I saw this as Fuse's discord status once, and that's what got me into these strangely weird named-names. 👀

35. Ireland- Muff

I dunno why I'm putting this town on this blog....but it's kinda funny.

36. Italy- Bastardo

Let me get one thing straight. There is no way I'm not including this town in this blog even though I know I'm not being PG.

But you gotta give props to a town who actually had the guts to name a town this even though they knew that there would be kids in this town.

Besides, why would you not name a town this? I mean..it's obvious these types of town aren't in America because we're "too sensitive to curse words".

37. United States- Boogertown

***puts head into hand and tries to laugh (you know what I mean)***

You see what I mean now? You see? Literally every American is too sensitive to curse words that they have to name every town after a thing that only kids love.

Boogertown. It exists. Why? Because kids love it.

38. England- Thong

Sigh. This one....is just.....

Okay, I get that 'thong' is a word on the worse spectrum of words....

But you don't know how normalized the word is in British culture. Literally.

39. Switzerland- Wankdorf

Wankdorf is another one of those PG names. It, for some reason, reminds me of fairy tale names. Why? Because Wankdorf is a mixture of 2 words (Wank and dorf) that when combined, make it seem like you're in a different world.

40. Australia- Mount Great Groaner

Yes. Okay. The place for groaning apparently. (Literally I can just make a blog on Australia, the UK, and the US).

Groaning isn't a bad thing. It just exists. Me, for example....if you bring school into the picture....you don't know how many groans I can pull out.

Now I wish I was from Australia....everyone there is just chill.

America on the other hand.....yeah you get the idea.

41. Canada- Dead Man's Flat

Why did I just laugh? I just laughed. I literally just can't imagine living in a town with such a name.

Oh god.

42. India- Dikshit

I'm sorry. But it was just funny. And I know a person with this name (he's on bus stop).

But I guess Indians are another example of uncensored names....cuz that's kinda obvious.

(and there goes the PG censor).

43. United States- Bitter End

Yes. Bitter End is a real place. I'm sorry, I'm running out of funny responses. I'll try my best though.

Bitter End. Just thinking about gives me the idea that the food there might be very bitter. I wonder why though 🤔 .

44. England- Little Snoring

Oh my god. A place I will actually like. Because a, I can sleep more easily and not have to wake up for school, and b, a place where I wouldn't have to wake up for school.

What else can a kid ask for? It's a kid's legit dream.

45. France- Billy

It's a person's name. But now it's a town's name? Apparently. But it's funny because it rhymes with "Silly", which is also a town name in France. Actually 12 towns. And there's "Prat".....but that's irrelevant and funny.

46. Australia- Dismal Swamp

Ayyyyyy. Dismal Swamp. Idk what 'dismal' means (I don't listen in class), but it sounds funny. And the fact that they paired a very advanced vocab word with the randomest every day word is absolutely hilarious.

47. England- Ugley

Yes. Everyone here is ugly. (But with an extra e for some reason). No offense.

48. Canada- Punkeydoodles Corners

Yes. Punkeydoodles Corners is a real place for some reason. And why is it so funny?

Lmao.

49. United States- My Large Intestines

Okay..this has to be the funniest town name in America. Literally.......everyone has large intestines.......but I guess the people in this town wanted to guarantee the fact that everyone has large intestines.

50. Antarctica- Apocalypse Peaks

Yes. (That's like my go-to response now). Just, yes.

51. Sweden- ö

You may think this town is just called o. But it's O with an accent. The accent on the o is strategically positioned.

52. France- Y

It's just Y. As in y does this town exist? Just maybe.

53. United States- Deadhorse

Apparently this is the place where horses come to die. What else can I say?

54. England- Titty Hill

Apparently, the "hill" that is located in Titty Hill is titty.

What does titty mean? I got no idea. Better off asking a 2-year-old.

55. Scotland- Assloss

Yes. This a town name in Scotland. And for some reason, Assloss just hits different. It's like everyone here is either an ass or a loss or maybe just combined?

56. Jamaica- Duppy Gate

****googles duppy****

Yes, that's exactly what I did.

Duppy Gate. I'm just speechless.

57. Sint Martín- Sauce

I know 'Sauce' isn't funny. But it just is. Calling sauce a city makes you think that only sauce exists there.

58. United States- Truth or Consequences 

Here's a town where everything comes in 2 categories. The truth and consequences, If ya fail to concur, I guess that means you're in neither category.

59. New Zealand-  Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu  

The first thing that comes to mind is how many words you can make with the longest place name in the world. But c'mon, you gotta put the longest name in the world in this type of blog.

But this name isn't here on account of funniness, it just exists, just like us. So if you enjoyed my very philosophical lesson, bye.

60. Madagascar- ú

This isn't just a u, it's a u with an accent. And the only reason I know that is because (after 6 gazillion um) of Spanish class. And also because it has an accent.

61. United States- Pee Pee

Before you say anything, let me say one thing. Yes, this is a real place. Don't believe me? Google it.

But why they would name this town that? Probably because kids (yes, kids) love to pee here. But I guess that's everywhere.

This is getting weird.

62. Australia- 

Confused? This town has no letters. And apparently it's the 'funniest' town name in the country. If math-related names for towns and streets aren't funny, I guess they're just not.

So call this town whatever you want.

63. Scotland- Dollarbeg

I guess you just beg for dollars here. I can just imagine that you're at home but you wanna go to the store to buy some stuff. Your mum (yes, they say mum in Scotland on account that sounds like mummy if you actually say mummy) is very reluctant because she thinks you'll use it on useless things. But the child on the other hand has all their dollars taken away because they're a 'bad kid'.

64. England- Cockfosters

Oh c'mon England. How do you do this? How do make up the word cockfosters and be so chill about it?

Literally, I love this.

65. United States- Chugwater

So apparently, just apparently, you chug water here....

Lol..why is this so funny as a town name?

66. Canada- Forget

Ahh yes. The place where you forget things. A.K.A. my town. Because when it comes to school, I bet they don't have any here....because of obvious reasons.

67. Northern Ireland- The Giant's Ring

This reminds me of that one Lord of the Rings book where they find that ring for some reason.

But again, so funny as a town name.

68. England- Queen Camel 

I just..I just..I just...don't know what to say.

69. Australia- Officer's Bottom

That's just sus. But funny. But sus.

Naming a town Officer's Bottom is like saying I just ate spinach (which I hate, literally).

70. Poland- Shout!

This one isn't literal. The Polish way of saying this would be Wrzeszcz...which also sounds funny.

But I guess people just shout here.

71. United States- Bacon Level

You can't have a blog without Bacon Level. It's like saying that I like math (which I don't).

Besides, why won't you laugh?

72. England- Scratchy Bottom

Okay, what is with the word bottom? Why bottom? Can't there be more funny words then bottom? Because bottom is just sus..................................

73. Canada- Wonowon

People just win here, lmao. And I alway

And apparently one won (I know what sounds like) isn't enough, so they put an o between them and then another won.

I dunno.....

74. United States- Greasy Corner

Looks like someone needs to get Bacon Level here. Because Bacon Level + Greasy Corner equal to two things: Sugar, and sugar (not really, you know what I mean).

75. Colombia- Bad Hair 

While this one isn't literal since it has a (I was about to say Colombian) Spanish translation, I've realized at Number 75 that all cities have their own unique and funny names.

But Bad Hair just hits different.

76. England- Christmas Pie

What can I say? A place where people love Christmas pie. Aka the one place my parents will hate on this list. Not because they hate Christmas, they hate the idea of me becoming 'chubby'.

77. Scotland- Dull

Welcome to the dullest city in the world.

78. Finland- Bad Smell

This one is just unlucky. Lmao.

79. Romania- You Stink

If one thing is for certain, I would have never imagined that there would be that one city where everybody just stinks.

80. Estonia- Aa

It's like you're just trying to sing in this town....

But then you realize you're afraid of heights and you stupidly go on a rollercoaster.......

and be like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

81. Slovakia- Horny Bar

So after some research, it says that 'Horni' means 'Upper' in Slovakian. So they aren't referring to any pub or bar on the land, they're referring to the land. So apparently Slovakia has horny land.

82. Austria- Rottenegg

Austria, Austria, Austria. First it was fugging, now it's Rottenegg. So whoever tries to make an egg here will turn out rotten. Or people are just rotten eggs here as in you're last so ya suck.

83. Poland- Morzeszczyn

This one means 'Sea of Pee'. Literally. You can google it. I only write these names. I ain't make them.

84. France- Bouzille 

This one means 'Screw Up'.

So I'm guessing people really want you to screw up here....or you're just naturally screwed.

85. Germany- Feuchtwangen

👀👀👀 . 

This one means 'Moist Cheeks' in English.

That's just sus man.....

86. United States- Bluff

Looks like everyone just bluffs here.

what else can I say?

87. United States- Dick Johnson

No. Just no.

88. Australia- Blowhard

Why does this remind me of tryhard? You just be a tryhard but instead with a bow.

89. Papua New Guinea- Dead Chinaman

Looks like someone wants to make fun of China...

How hilarious.

90. England- Gravesend

Hmmmmm.......................

Do people want people die here faster? Or is that just me?

91. United States- Ham Lake

Imagine getting all the free ham you want (I feel bad for the pigs though).

92. Australia- Innaloo

The number one place for practicing your hygiene.

That took me a while to get too....

93. Scotland- Lost

Even here.......people are still confused by the TV show. And I thought that this was the place where it was filmed...

94. United States- Oniontown

Why exactly does this have to be a town?

95. Australia- Wagga Wagga

Oooo, dancing, ehh?

Disclaimer: Now that we're at the last 5, I gotta make these extra good.

96. United States- Turkey Scratch

Is scratching a turkey sus...???

Idk if it is...but I'm gonna say yes....because that sounds wrong.

97. New Zealand- Waikikamukau

Look closely. You may just see a Maori name.

But what do I see? Why kick a moo cow?

But why kick the cow? Go kick the chicken.

98. Peru- Sexi

I only need to say one thing here.

According to a source, "At first glance, we thought this said Sexi Santa Claus."

99. United States- Big Rock Candy Mountain

The ultimate place to find big rock candy...and imagine naming a place after it.

100. United States- Beer Battle Crossing

You gotta end a blog with Beer Battle Crossing...you fight for beer at a crossing. How specific.

Thanks for reading this blog! Which one was your favorite? Let me know in the comments! Also...a side note: Making this blog killed my eyes.