Be Undefeated, Loyal and Magnanimous Empire of the Minas Gerais! #1

everybody is doing it, so why not?

Among discord and separation within Brazil, MG17 lead a coup d'état to inaugurate the Empire of the Minas Gerais. The goal is to unify the country back, where there wasn’t space for a midterm. A staunch rightist, he is beloved by many, and hated by many as well. Whilst he tries to keep the peace in his empire, he has to defend the Orb of the Amazon with tooth and nail.

*someone knocks the door of Mangabeiras Palace, the emperor's official residence*

MG17: Who is it?

?: IT'S ME SIR, BOLSONARO, IT'S URGENT!

MG17: Enter the room and pay attention if you don't break my door with such panic.

*Bolsonaro enters the room*

Jair Bolsonaro: Sir...

MG17: You know man, why don't you just call me MG anyways? I mean, you was the last president of Brazil, its my prime minister and you also deserve respect. Don't relegate yourself to this leve, mate!

Jair Bolsonaro: THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT AT ALL! I need to tell you something...

MG17: Go ahead if you still have voice after this weird screaming...

Jair Bolsonaro: *takes a long breath* So... *starts speaking* you know Alexander?

MG17: The egghead guy?

Jair Bolsonaro: Not actually... I mean Alexander from Macedonian Empire.

MG17: That rebel from thegoatisgoaty's empire?

Jair Bolsonaro: Exactly, he sent a spy to the Amazon Rainforest. I don't know if he want to develop illegal economical activities in our territory, or maybe...

MG17: Oh God... THE ORB! WE HAVE TO TELL THAT TO THE GENERALS!

*Bolsonaro and MG run to the 4th Military Region*

General Mourão: SOLDIERS! SALUTE!

*the soldiers salute the general*

General Braga Netto: Today is an important day to the Empire of the Minas Gerais. We just reached 3 days of peace!

General Mourão: You know what that means...? IT’S PARTY TIME!

*the soldiers cheer and a DJ plays Party Rock Anthem*

*Bolsonaro and MG get to the 4th Military Region and see the generals having a party*

MG17: What the hell is going on here?

Jair Bolsonaro: How am I going to know?

*the Generals write the number 3 in a blackboard and notice the presence of the emperor and his prime minister*

General Mourão and Braga Netto: SOLDIERS! SALUTE THE EMPEROR!

*the soldiers salute the emperor while the music is still playing*

DJ: We just wanna see you. Shake that!

MG17: ... I really need to cut some wages off... couldn’t you at least play a music without parental advisory content? Anyways, we have a big problem to cope with now, AND I DON’T THINK IT’S PARTY TIME.

*balloons explode, the music is shut down, and General Mourão erases the number 3 from the blackboard*

General Braga Netto: What happened, sir?

MG17: Alexander sent a spy to invade the Amazon, and we think he is trying to steal the orb.

Soldiers: The egghead guy?

Jair Bolsonaro: No, the rebel from Macedonian Empire.

Soldiers: You mean thegoatisgoaty?

General Mourão: NO QUESTIONS! I’m not pretty sure if that’s the actual case. Maybe he’s trying to develop any illegal economical activity on the Amazon.

MG17: And do you prefer risking the orb? Anyways, me and Bolsonaro are going to contact the 12th Military Region in Manaus, and you and General Braga Netto are going to command the EMG during my absence. I also have to go to Macedonian Empire and contact the Infinity League.

General Mourão and Braga Netto: SOLDIERS! SALUTE!

*the soldiers salute the emperor*

*Bolsonaro and MG get to the 12th Military Region*

MG17: Soldiers, I'm here today because we have an extreme risk in the Amazon. Alexander...

Soldiers: The egghead guy?

Jair Bolsonaro: Why does everybody think it's Alexandre de Moraes?

MG17: No, the rebel from Macedonian Empire.

Soldiers: You mean thegoatisgoaty?

Jair Bolsonaro: Jesus Christ...

MG17: NO! Anyway, Alexander sent a spy to the Amazon and he must be trying to steal the orb.

Soldiers: THE ORB?

General Zendim: I am going to contact the 2nd Jungle Infantry Brigade in São Gabriel da Cachoeira. The orb is on the limits of the municipality, and if needed, we can also contact the 16th Jungle Infantry Brigade in Tefé as the Plan B.

MG17: Perfect, General Zendim. I will call the Infinity League members.

*MG calls them by video call*

MG17: Hello emperors. I have something to tell you.

cathlete: What is it, MG?

Angbo: Oh hell, more problems to cope with...

FacterLiger0804: I'll talk that to Goaty.

MG17: It would help a lot. I've never seen such an unstable empire like mine in all Infinity League.

TheNatureThread: It's also weird how there haven't been any demonstrations or coup d'état tries in EMG.

Afghabwe: At least you haven't been telling that to us...

MG17: This is also my fear. Big stuff may go on soon...

turnbacktwo: If you want our help, always tell us!

MG17: Thank you. I would return the favor to you helping against GOL and EE, but the orb has to be protected in this situation. Goodbye!

*the call is ended*