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Clueless #6

Figure out what this is with no hints whatsoever.
Quiz by mightythor
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First submittedDecember 14, 2014
Last updatedJune 13, 2019
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I'd
like
to
have
an
argument,
please.
Certainly
sir.
Have
you
been
here
before?
No,
I
haven't,
this
is
my
first
time.
I
see.
Well,
do
you
want
to
have
just
one
argument,
or
were
you
thinking
of
taking
a
course?
Well,
what
is
the
cost?
Well,
It's
one
pound
for
a
five
minute
argument,
but
only
eight
pounds
for
a
course
of
ten.
Well,
I
think
it
would
be
best
if
I
perhaps
started
off
with
just
the
one
and
then
see
how
it
goes.
Fine.
Well,
I'll
see
who's
free
at
the
moment.
(Pause)
Mr.
DeBakey's
free,
but
he's
a
little
bit
conciliatory.
yes,
Try
Mr.
Barnard;
room
twelve.
Thank
you.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
WHAT
DO
YOU
WANT?
Well,
I
was
told
outside
that...
Don't
give
me
that,
you
snotty-faced
heap
of
parrot
droppings!
What?
Shut
your
festering
gob,
you
jerk!
Your
type
really
makes
me
puke,
you
vacuous,
coffee-nosed,
malodorous,
pervert!!!
Look,
I
CAME
HERE
FOR
AN
ARGUMENT!
I'm
not
going
to
just
stand...!!
OH,
oh
I'm
sorry,
but
this
is
abuse.
Oh,
I
see,
well,
that
explains
it.
Ah
yes,
you
want
room
12A,
Just
along
the
corridor.
Oh,
Thank
you
very
much.
Sorry.
Not
at
all.
Thank
You.
Stupid
git!!
 
(Knock)
Come
in.
Is
this
the
right
room
for
an
argument?
I
told
you
once.
No
you
haven't.
Yes
I
have.
When?
Just
now.
No
you
didn't.
Yes
I
did.
You
didn't
I
did!
You
didn't!
I'm
telling
you
I
did!
You
did
not!!
Oh,
I'm
sorry,
just
one
moment.
Is
this
a
five
minute
argument
or
the
full
half
hour?
Oh,
just
the
five
minutes.
Ah,
thank
you.
Anyway,
I
did.
You
most
certainly
did
not.
Look,
let's
get
this
thing
clear;
I
quite
definitely
told
you.
No
you
did
not.
Yes
I
did.
No
you
didn't.
Yes
I
did.
No
you
didn't.
Yes
I
did.
No
you
didn't.
Yes
I
did.
You
didn't.
Did.
Oh
look,
this
isn't
an
argument.
Yes
it
is.
No
it
isn't.
It's
just
contradiction.
No
it
isn't.
It
is!
It
is
not.
Look,
you
just
contradicted
me.
I
did
not.
Oh
you
did!!
No,
no,
no.
You
did
just
then.
Nonsense!
Oh,
this
is
futile!
No
it
isn't.
I
came
here
for
a
good
argument.
No
you
didn't;
no,
you
came
here
for
an
argument.
An
argument
isn't
just
contradiction.
It
can
be.
No
it
can't.
An
argument
is
a
connected
series
of
statements
intended
to
establish
a
proposition.
No
it
isn't.
Yes
it
is!
It's
not
just
contradiction.
Look,
if
I
argue
with
you,
I
must
take
up
a
contrary
position.
Yes,
but
that's
not
just
saying
"No
it
isn't."
Yes
it
is!
No
it
isn't!
Yes
it
is!
Argument
is
an
intellectual
process.
Contradiction
is
just
the
automatic
gainsaying
of
any
statement
the
other
person
makes.
No
it
isn't.
It
is.
Not
at
all.
Now
look.
(Rings
bell)
Good
Morning.
What?
That's
it.
Good
morning.
I
was
just
getting
interested.
Sorry,
the
five
minutes
is
up.
That
was
never
five
minutes!
I'm
afraid
it
was.
It
wasn't.
(Pause)
I'm
sorry,
but
I'm
not
allowed
to
argue
anymore.
What?!
If
you
want
me
to
go
on
arguing,
you'll
have
to
pay
for
another
five
minutes.
Yes,
but
that
was
never
five
minutes,
just
now.
Oh
come
on!
(Arguer
Hums)
Look,
this
is
ridiculous.
I'm
sorry,
but
I'm
not
allowed
to
argue
unless
you've
paid!
Oh,
all
right.
(pays
money)
Thank
you.
(pause)
Well?
Well
what?
That
wasn't
really
five
minutes,
just
now.
I
told
you,
I'm
not
allowed
to
argue
unless
you've
paid.
I
just
paid!
No
you
didn't.
I
DID!
No
you
didn't.
Look,
I
don't
want
to
argue
about
that.
Well,
you
didn't
pay.
Aha.
If
I
didn't
pay,
why
are
you
arguing?
I
Got
you!
No
you
haven't.
Yes
I
have.
If
you're
arguing,
I
must
have
paid.
Not
necessarily.
I
could
be
arguing
in
my
spare
time.
Oh
I've
had
enough
of
this.
No
you
haven't.
Oh
Shut
up.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I
want
to
complain.
You
want
to
complain!
Look
at
these
shoes.
I've
only
had
them
three
weeks
and
the
heels
are
worn
right
through.
No,
I
want
to
complain
about...
If
you
complain
nothing
happens,
you
might
as
well
not
bother.
Oh!
Oh
my
back
hurts,
it's
not
a
very
fine
day
and
I'm
sick
and
tired
of
this
office.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Hello,
I
want
to...
Ooooh!
No,
no,
no.
Hold
your
head
like
this,
then
go
Waaah.
Try
it
again.
uuuwwhh!!
Better,
Better,
but
Waah,
Waah!
Put
your
hand
there.
No.
Now..
Waaaaah!!!
Good,
Good!
That's
it.
Stop
hitting
me!!
What?
Stop
hitting
me!!
Stop
hitting
you?
Yes!
Why
did
you
come
in
here
then?
I
wanted
to
complain.
Oh
no,
that's
next
door.
It's
being
hit
on
the
head
lessons
in
here.
What
a
stupid
concept.
 
 
 
 
Monty
Python's
Flying
Circus
 
 
 
 
 
 
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level 72
Dec 14, 2014
Cool fun, though I think the last four words are a bit tough - its not a quote from the scenes! I wouldn't have guessed what went there even if I had another 20 minutes :(
+1
level 62
Dec 14, 2014
Yes you would!
+1
level 43
May 31, 2019
mightythor, you have great taste! Also, the final word in the list on line 15 is spelled wrong (should be an O where the E is).
+1
level 62
Jun 13, 2019
Fixed.